how do I tell my boyfriend I love Dr pepper (18+ Dr pepper x gf)

his hot red lable

She blush admiring his red Dr pepper lable she though her boyfriend would notice by now how much she is staring at the bottle how much she wants to drink his yummy nectar his yummy sticky with bubbly texture before she heard a voice witch interrupted her though... "Hey girlfriend I was wondering what you think about my new song" said boyfriend wiping bit of white off his microphone "oh" she responded "it was amazing" she smiles softly "thank" he replied "it was really sticky eheh" boyfriend said nervously she wasn't playing attention to him she was looking all up and down of Dr pepper think how Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink when it's a hard drink drink for her with carbonated juices. Boyfriend glaces a her and then to a allyway, "hey I am gonna be right back" boyfriend said as he walked behind a allyway girlfriend heard his words and he eyes widened she thought to herself he's gone? And look at the bottle with a smile and a blush she begins talking to the bottle "so you were created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. Dr Pepper was first nationally marketed in the United" she smiled the bottle dip with drop of water with cold she looks at Dr pepper "oh you dirty boy" said in a seductive tone and pick up the bottle and begin kissing the neck of the bottle

(Idk bro I was laughing so hard idk if I can go on)