My adhd dumbass decided to use the lines of welcome to the internet by bo burnham and figure out which sanders side would sing what
There is so much Janus and Remus-
Tw: feet, mention of slurs (not saying them tho), horny(just... Lost of it), death mention, unsolicited d pics, gore mention, death threats, grooming mention, tumor mention, killing of mothers mention, bomb mention, false info
Thats a lot more than i thought it would be-
All: Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Lo: Would you like to see the news
Re: Or any famous women's feet
Jan: There's no need to panic
This isn't a test [*laughs*]
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
All: Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer:
Ro: Would you like to fight for civil rights
Re: Or tweet a racial slur
Pat: Be happy
Re: Be horny
Vee: Be bursting with rage
Jan: We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Lo: Here's a tip for straining pasta
Re: Here's a nine-year-old who died
Ro: We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
Re: And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other! Welcome to the internet!
Jan: Hold on to your socks
Re: 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
Vee: They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Re: Don't act surprised
You know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Jan: Get offended, see a shrink
Pat: Show us pictures of your children
Ro: Tell us every thought you think
Jan: Start a rumor, buy a broom
Re: Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor
Lo: And here's a healthy breakfast option
Re: You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Pat: Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Jan: Obama sent the immigrants
To vaccinate your kids
All: Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Jan: Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
All: Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Jan: Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Lo: You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Pat: Just before your time
Jan and Re: Right before the towers fell
Circa '99
Lo: This was catalogues
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
Pat: We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you
You
Insatiable you
Jan: Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
Lo: And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Pat: Now look at you
Oh
Look at you
You, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Ro: Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
Pat: It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Re:[*laughing hysterically*]
Re and Jan: Could I interest you in everything
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
All: Could I interest you in everything
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Vee, Jan and Remus: Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
YOU ARE READING
Sanders Sides RP Book
Randomone of my new (and more organized!) series of RP books.
