Pico: ayo Keith
Keith: Pico tf you want
Pico: Do you know who Candice i-
*Keith slaps Pico*
Pico: OWWW WTF KEITH!
Keith: Shut up Pico, I ain't falling for any dn jokes
Pico: ok but why you bein so rude? Have you been talking with dn?
Keith: what- who's.. who's dn?
Pico: DEEZ NUTS
Keith: MOTHERFU-
Pico: oh shit I'ma run now-
Keith: COME BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Pico is running faster than light travels*
Pico: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit-
Keith grabs picos leg*
Pico: ah fuck-
Keith beats the shit out of pico*
Pico: OW STOP KEITH WHY YOU SO MAD
Keith: IM DONE WITH THESE STUPID DN JOKES!
Pico: HAH IT ISNT MY FAULT YOUR SO GULLIBLE!
IDK how to end this lol
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If Pico And Keith Where Roommates
RandomThis is based off my au where pico and keith are roommates, there's no smut, I just write random conversations they would have here
