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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old, her last name was "Osaurus".
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
yo momma so that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama so old she doesn't have a camel toe she has a chicken gizard
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white
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Your mom is so old that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
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Yo momma is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo momma so old, she has to see a DINOcologist.
Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.
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Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
yo mamma so old that her birth certificate says doctor "Jesus"
Yo momma so old she has to oil all her joints.
your mama is so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so fat and old when ever she walks, she gets tripped over by her titties.
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Yo mama so old she looks like my scrotum sack...
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
