Hey, it's me, Dwayne the rock Johnson. I live a 4 bedroom apartment with a sink. I live there with my wife who I love dearly. She does not know of my other 2 wives in Indiana. I also live there with my dog, who I do not have a sexual relation with, nor do I have one with my kids, as they're not old enough yet, however the eldest one turns 9 in a week. Sonic also lives there in my sink, he is married to my dog, who I do not fuck. I also love dirt, stale bread, water without ice, steroids, and much more, however I do not love my dog as we do not fuck, and only go to the bar together, as we're raging alcoholics. I do not smoke though, but Sonic does, it's okay though, I enjoy the smell, and we kiss (on the lips) every Wednesday.
