𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇, theodore nott

four, 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲'𝐬 𝐥𝗼𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲!

"huh" arnold asked though he got ignored, he looked at james but he just shrugged and went back to his food.

dorcas thumped marlene over the head "you absolute twat"

"you love it"

"shut the hell up"

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soon enough dinner came to a close and everyone was on their way to their respective houses.

walking with ricky, arya, and beau they were trying to avoid going to their houses just yet so they could chat.

"sooo, kat i saw you getting friendly with mr nott today" arya asked smirking.

kat wasn't phased though "well miss arya i saw you staring at dean thomas like he was a stitch"

arya gasped before trying to play it cool "he's hot" she shrugged.

"nott is too"

feeling the boys catch up to them they stopped talking about it for now.

"miss katalina scamander i saw you and mr theodore nott eye fucking each other" ricky said squeezing himself in the middle of arya and kat.

beau groaned and went to say something before kat cut him off "ricky you literally lost your virginity to CRABBE, your opinion on the matter does not matter"

"see you just reminding me of that makes me want to kill myself" beau gagged.

"imagine how i feel especially because he was a sweaty bottom his moans sounded like a hippos plus we got caught by madeye " everyone groaned.

"dear merlin please keep things to yourself" arya begged.

"we're best friends it's my job to overshare" rick defended himself

"and that is my cue to leave before he over shares some more" beau announced grabbing his sisters arm and heading toward the ravenclaw dorms.

halfway there kat turned towards beau "can we race?"

"yes"

"ok on one two three"

"GO" 

they ran as fast as they could pulling and pushing each other but when beau pushed kat so hard she fell on the ground. kat groaned at the impact "SUCK MY ASS DICKHEAD" she shouted down the hall though he was already gone.

"gladly" a smug voice replied to her.

george.washington. no i mean drakko malfeet sorry i mean draco malfoy.

"no" kat said immediately getting up off the floor the pain in her ankle sharp.

"im going down to the willow i'll go sing about hermioneeee" he said as he walked away dazed.

kat almost gagged and felt sorry for poor hermione. when she started to walk she was reminded she hurt her ankle and started her treacherous walk to madam pomefry's office.

limping the whole way there she got there and saw 4 grown men talking to madam pomefry.

"hello pretty" pretty is what kat called madam pomefry so she could get on her good side plus not get yelled at for always getting hurt.

pomefry rolled her eyes excusing herself from the men. "katalina scamander what did you do this time" pomefry asked sternly.

"it was beaus fault i mean literally we were racing" kat grimaced "um i-i mean walking with a uh first year and it did accidental magic and poof i'm on the floor so beau took him back to his dorm" it was evident she was lying to everyone but it was entertaining.

"miss scamander you and your brother lies get worse every year lay down on a cot."

kat laid down on a cot with her arms crossed when the men came up to her.

"hi katalina" remus said they had met a few times through ricky.

"hey mr remus" she said a little nervous at the fact they were all basically wizard royals.

"um w-what happened to your um ankle" arnold asked it was so embarrassing how he was speaking they knew they would never let that down.

kat tried and failed to hold in a snort. james then snorted at her snort which caused sirius to snort at james snort which finally led remus to snort.

it turned into a huge giggle fest which arnold soon joined into. madam pomefry heard the silliness and shooed the men out "you guys are grown men now out, out now" she insisted.

before leaving arnold turned towards his daughter "good night katalina"

"good night mr arnold"

mr arnold. ouch.

suppressing a frown he gave her a tightlipped smile before leaving the office.

madam pomefry looked at katalina and whispered "brackium emendo"

kat yelped in pain "i told you to stop goofing off with your brother your entire time at hogwarts now im going to put a little cast on it then go to bed, clear"

"crystal pretty"

poppy groaned but nonetheless put the cast on. finally kat left and went into her dorm room before putting her hair in a bonnet and going to bed.

a/n
this took so long😀
anyways please STOP BEING SILENT I THRIVE OFF VALIDATION PPL  (ง'̀-'́)งALSO SOMEONE COMPLEMENT THE FACT I FINALLY MADE A THEME

i fell off my bike and i couldn't bend my leg for an hour now i have phat ass bruise
anyway y'all should check out my "nova" fic like i'll literally kiss you on the lips ( ˘ ³˘)