(MHA) Random events w/The Gang (My AU)

#1 Broken

Midoriya: Kaminari~Kun, Can You Help Me Blow Up These Balloons For Todoroki~Kun's Birthday?
Kaminari: Balloons are weeeeeird. It's like saying "Happy birthday! Here's a rubber sack of my breath!" 
Midoriya: I just need you to help with the- 
Kaminari: If Todoroki~Kun eats an ice cube while activating both of his quirks, will the ice cube freeze or melt in his mouth?
Midoriya: . . .
Kaminari: Why's it called Chili if it's hot!?
Yaoyorozu: Kaminari~Kun! You're breaking him!!
Kaminari: If you dropped a bar of soap on the floor, is the soap dirty, or is the floor clean?!?!?!?
Midoriya: ~Mutter Mutter~
Yaoyorozu: kaminari~Kun Please!!! I don't know how much more of this Midoriya~Kun Can Take!!!
Kaminari: Butter. Is. Food. Lotion.
Midoriya: ~Broken~
Uraraka: Welp, You've Done It. You Broke Him.
Yaoyorozu: ~Calls Shinso~ Shinso~San, Come Get yo mans.
Shinso: Did he spam you with weird conspiracies?
Yaoyorozu: Yup... ~Kaminari in the background~
Kaminari: FOOD. LOTION!!!
Shinso: ~Sigh~ I'll be there in a minute

A/N: Hello Ppl! So yea, I decided to start a trillion stories at once because I have a binder full of drafts and I felt like converting them into Wattpad stories OwO.