Teh Smell Of Lemons (a frerard crack fic)

deh sassy gerd queen of emo nerdz

Gerd wuz siting ther, tinking abowt wut it wood b lik 2 go 2 hogwatz. MAGICUL ABSULUTLY MAGICUL. he disided dat he wood bcum a wizerd so he cood b al magicul nd shtuff nd yknow 2 B A FUKIN WIZEERRDDD. So he gabbed a lemon and set it on deh tabl and looked at it. it wuz round and ovalish, just like a lemin shood be. He staared at th lemin. STUDIED DEH LEMIN. ATE THE LEMON. den he realixed he coodnt beome a wizerd bc he ate th lemon nd crid in emo 5ever de end

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