Obama X SpongeBob

~Chapter 3~

(Here's to the dumbass bitch who wants credit for sending me the meme UglyMFJK YOUR SO FREAKING ANNOYING)

3rd person POV

SpongeBob moves closer to Obama.

*sniff*
Smells gross

"Ew, what the hell." Said Obama.
"You're breathe smells like shit."

"O-oh, I'm sorry..." says SpongeBob.
"DISGUSTANG... but you are MY shit..." Obama says.

"Really?"
"Yeah..." Obama smiles at SpongeBob.

Obama just stares at SpongeBob as he feels something warm and liquidity underneath him.

He looks down and sees a yellow liquid...

Obama looks up to see SpongeBob smirking.

"How about we head to my place?"
SpongeBob asks Obama.

"Sure..."

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At SpongeBobs house.

"You live in a pineapple under the sea?"
Obama asks.

"Yep. That makes me SpongeBob SquarePants."
"Meet my pet Garry."

"Oh, it's cute I guess."

"Like you..." ;) SpongeBob winks at Obama.

"Boy, stawp playing..."

"Never. Are you Dixie D'Amelios songs? Cause I'd never play you..."

Obama blushes.
"You make me blush shawty..."

"I know boo thang."

"I have to go tomorrow morning back to the white house..."

"Will this be goodbye...?" Says SpongeBob.

"Maybe, but don't worry I'll have a picture of you everywhere I go ;)" Obama says.

"I think I fell in love with you... even if it's the second day you stayed... I fell in love with your ass..." Confessed SpongeBob.

"I fell in love with you, I have a thing for yellow sponges."

"Wow..."
"Could you atleast stay with me for the night?"

"Sure." Obama says.
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3AM

"I'm tired..." Obama says.
"Me too. Want a drink?"

"Sure." Obama agrees.

"Ok brb boo thang."

. . .

Obamas POV

I can't believe I fell for a sponge. The others might think I'm crazy...

If SpongeBob wants me to be happy, then I won't let anyone stop me...

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3rd person POV

SpongeBob came back with the drinks. They were chocolate milkshakes.

"Thanks shawty."

"Anytime babyboy."

"This smells like Shit..." Obama says.

"Remember when you said 'Why'd my breathe smelled like shit'.... it's because I eat/drink shit on a daily basis..."

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SpongeBobs POV (BEFORE They drank it)

Will Obama judge me for drinking and eating shit?

Naaaahhh i don't think my boo thang would judge me if he really loved me.

Does he love me?

WHATEVER.

I go to the bathroom and grab some shit from the toilet.

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"Wow... That's Kinky." Obama said.

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Authors note

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This Chapter is confusing.