𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐋𝐄𝐘- 𝐇.𝐏 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄

The maurader + women

(james, sirius, remus, peter,
mary, lily, marlene, dorcas)

Lily: I have to tell yall
something and you have
to promise you wont be
mad please :)

James: Are u pregnant?

Marlene: She already is
you oblivious dipshit did
your wife having another
child just slip you mind u
peice of crap. go die <3

Remus: Daym marls woke
up and chose pure violence

Lily: i am pregnat but
thats not the thing im
telling yall

Sirius: are you having
twins becase if u are
im moving out

Marlene: I agree there
is already gonna be 4
new baby's if someone
makes it 5 ima pass out

Peter: Let the woman
tell us the news peeps

Lily: sooo my sister and
her family need a place
to stay and i told them
they sould stay here <3

Mary: Lils i love you
but sometimes its ok
to be mean and not
let them stay with us

Dorcas: Petunia will
cry if we try and go
anywhere near her
vernon will eat our
house whole and the
child will hit on y/n
like he did last time

Sirius: if he hits on
y/n im going to shove
my wand so far up
his ass it pops his eyes
out <3

Remus: and i thought
that marls was the one
who chose violence.....

Lily: its fine, its only
for one night while
they get there house
sprayed for insects

Peter: darn lily and her
kind heart, now we have
to deal with crazy people

Marlene: if they call us
freaks hes going to be
6 feet under <3

Lily: Well i have to
tell harry and he
will be pissed

Sirius: Well all the kids
will be pissed when we
say, each couple in this
house is having another
baby, they will kill them

James: harry would rather
the dursleys than baby's

Marlene: i bet when y/n
see's harry playing with
the babys its only 9 months
till they have there own

Sirius: Marls please stfu
before i gouge your eyes
out of your skull <3

Marlene: Sorry bubs was
remus not good enough
for you last night?

James: Ohh snap

Remus: Leave me out
of this argument ass holes

Lily: Children shut up
when the kids get home
we will tell them about
my sister and her fam

James: We just gonna
leave out the fact that
there are going to be
4 new babys soon

Dorcas: im not telling
them anything

Sirius: "hey kids so james
and lily are pregnant, so
are peter and mary. oh and
dorky is a having me and
remus's child for us and
marlene is having their's"

Remus: thank you again
my queen dorky <3

Lily: just wait till they
notice

Peter: The wont even
knoe if there are 4
crying babys ngl

Sirius: I stand by it when
i say harry is gonna leave
Lila isnt gonna be here so
we are gonna text her and
she'll leave us on delivered
Noah will be like "did i ask"
and Y/n will calmly say the
words "kill it" and follow
harry to his room

Lily: Sounds accurate

Mary: I swear to god lils
your sisters family is gona
dystroy our house in 10 sec

Lily: idk i just havent
talked to her in forever
and shes my big sister
so when she texted me
i got exited :(

James: every thing works
out in the end guys

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