3rd person POV
Obama went to go visit Bikini Bottom.
He was looking for people to vote for him.
He saw a yellow sponge and fell in love INSTANTLY.
"Wow, He's so hot..." Obama thought.
He feels something going down his leg. He was peeing.
SpongeBob looked back at Obama watching him piss his pants.
"Wow, that's so hot..." said SpongeBob.
SpongeBob walked towards Obama while he was still peeing.
"Hey, Boo Thang." SpongeBob says while he winks at him.
"H-h-h-he-e-y-yy, UwU." Obama says.
"I think you look mighty fine." Says SpongeBob.
"O-o-h You... Really.... think...so?" Obama stuttered.
"CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP? CAN YOU STOP STUTTERING?" Said Squidward. "DONT TALK ABOUT MY BOO THANG LIKE THAT." Says SpongeBob.
"Wow. Who even are you...?" Says Squidward.
"M-y-y Na-a-ames Obama..."
"Oh wow you have a pretty name." Says SpongeBob.
"O-o-h-h Th-a-n-ks..." said Obama.
"Y-y-o-o-u look very g-r-eat...."
"Thanks, Obama."
"I have to go back to my stripping job... Bye!" Says Obama
"Ok, Bye Shawty..."
SpongeBob winked at Obama.
Obama blushed and ran.
"Silly baka..." Obama and SpongeBob said at the same time.
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AUTHORS NOTE
DID ANYONE SEARCH THIS UP? BECAUSE THATS WEIRD.
ANYWAYS, This is just something random. I don't know how my life got to the point where I had to make this in my freetime.
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Fanfiction{ALL JOKES} [If you feel uncomfortable, you may go cry] Obama Tries To Get Into SpongeBobs Bikini Bottom
