What is hot? Lapis x Peridot

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I, the great and lovable Peridot, am on my tablet right now. Hmm, what is this, "hot?" This doesn't make any sense, surely you wouldn't call someone after a temperature, right? I just don't get it. I'll just go ask the gems.

"Hey, Pearl, what does hot mean" I said as I shows up my tablet of that post where someone was called hot.

"*pearl noise* ummmmm, well, it means that the person thinks that person should get in the shade and cool off! Yeah, that's it!" Said Pearl

"Thank you, Pearl"

Now with my concluded information, hot means the temperature. Well then, this still doesn't make sense, so I'll just visit Lapis and ask her about this.

"Hey Lazuli!" I said

"Oh, hey Peri" she replied.

"I have a question"

"What's your question?"

"Well, you see-" I said as I was cut off by the Garnet.

"Watch out!" Garnet said. There was a monster

I used my metal powers to lift a pole and hit the monster. But, Amethyst poofed it with her whip. She went to bubble it, but alas, it didn't bubble. "Why didn't this bubble?" She asked

"Let me try" said Garnet. Nothing happened

Pearl tried, nothing happened as well. I tried, Steven tried. It's no use.

"I guess we'll have to walk it to the temple, hoping it doesn't reform"

(At the temple)

"The door won't open!" Said Garnet. "I guess we'll have to go in another way."

Just then, Steven opened his room and we all went in. But, the monster reformed and trapped all of them. But for some reason, the room also wanted to fight against the monster, also thinking that the gems were monsters too, and also contributed to trapping the gems, leaving only Lapis and I. I tried my best to poof it, but nothing worked. Just then Lapis poofed it, and her and I slid down the pole thing to Garnet's room. I was going to bubble it, but then I realized, my bubbles go to the barn, and not here so I decided to wait for the gems. And while I waited, I decided to talk to lazuli.

"Hey Lazuli, Is it hot in here? Because I'm sweating." I said

Lapis laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" I asked

"Oh, it's just, I didn't expect you to flirt with me!"

"What is "flirting'?" I asked

"Oh you know, smooth lines that are usually puns or witty to show you like someone." She said

"Smooth?"

"Oh nevermind." She said "oh wait! You had a question, what was your question?"

"Oh, I saw someone call another person 'hot' online and I asked Pearl about it. But it didn't make sense so I was going to ask you." She laughed again.

"Well, it seems you called me hot right without even knowing" she said

"Huh?" I asked

"Oh, hot also means someone looks good, it's an earth term." She said

"Oh, humans and their weird terms" I replied

"We're back!" Said Garnet as she bubbled the gem. This time it went to the right place

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