𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐒 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 ↬︎︎peter parker

𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂

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Y/n - regular
Peter - bold

hey stranger

look whos back

you're gonna make me regret
texting you

yet you still texted me

whatever anyways what are you doing

why do you wanna know

because im bored and i figured you
probably weren't doing anything

and you just assumed that

well are you?

no

i assumed correctly

what do you want

geez calm down would you and i told
you i was bored and wanted to see
what you were doing which
is nothing

hey i have a life

yeah i'm sure you do

you're the one with no life

explain how

you texted me, a stranger
you don't know

yup that's the definition of stranger

you are weird

ik but so are you

fuck off

no <3

gross

shut up

no <3

ugh anyways i'm boreddd

and what does that have
to do with me

help me be unbored

unbored isn't a word

well i made it a word now make
me unbored

you're bossy

so i've been told

fine wanna play twenty
questions

yes i need to know whether or not
you're a 58 year old pedophile who
has a crazy obsession over cheese

one im not a 58 year old
pedophile who has a crazy
obsession with cheese
and two i'll start

hm we'll see

okay how old are you?

17, wbu?

me too okay your turn

i know how to play okay what's your name?

peter, what's your name?

that's a dorky name

hey shut up and answer
the question

fine my names y/n

🤢

rude

favorite color?

red easy wbu

blue

of course

hey blue is a nice color

whatever helps you sleep at night

wtv

okay favorite superhero?

iron man or spider-man
they're both really cool
what's yours?

captain america or black widow or thor
they are all so hot and amazing

you aren't wrong

i'm never wrong

cocky much

yes but take out the y

very kinky of you

ikr 😼

😀✋🏽

🥵

something is wrong with you

that's exactly what my mom said to
me when i came out of her vagina

should have aborted

ik she should have *sigh*

did you just sigh? in text form

yes and what about it 😌

hey i gtg real quick bye

always leaving me smh 😔