Rantaro big ass

Why did I do this?

Mitty was a simp. That was obvious, however, who she simped for was not as clear cut. Sure she may fangirl over Nagitoe, read smutty Kamekura Kamekura yaaas queen stories, and save pictures of Kayayday in maid dresses but everyone did that, right?

Well if there was one thing she was obsessed with it was SaiMatsu. So one day she sat down and instead of studying, Mitty being the dumbass that she is, sat down and read Saimatsu stories instead. I mean why not her parents weren't home. When suddenly.....

'Shuichi it isn't my fault Kaede cheated on you with me. After all, how could anyone resist my fat as- Hey where the fuck is the emo boy.'

A green-haired boy with multiple piercings who was admittedly attractive was standing next to Mitty's bed.

What the hell.

Rantaro Amami.

What is he doing here?

Mitty suddenly realized the type of SaiMatsu story she was reading and shut her laptop. She also got out of her bed and grabbed her shot put ball. Why she had one didn't matter. After all, she was a cosplayer she could do this. She lifted the shot put, aimed at the avocado's head and-

'You realize I am like 7 inches taller than you, right?'

Shit. The avocado grabbed her arm and pushed on onto her bed. Before Mitty could say the words 'kinky shit' he had moved to the other side of the room. The boy was obviously confused. He had just been fighting with Shuichi about who was at fault for Kaede's cheating when suddenly he arrived at a random girl's room. The girl was about 5'4 and it made Rantaro wonder if he would go to jail for pedophilia- since he didn't know how old she was. Maybe she was one of his twelve siblings, after all, even if they didn't look alike it has been years. Who knows what they look like now?

'What am I even doing here- wait do you know the gremlin child?'

'Gremlin child? Oh, you mean Kokichi- wait why would he have anything to do with this.'

'Idk seems like this is something he would do.'

'I mean true. But how would he do this? I mean your a fictional character and now you are in the real world.'

'I am a what now?!'

Mitty quickly slapped her hands onto her mouth as she realized the grave mistake she just made. How will she explain this? It was then Rantaro actually looked around the room. He saw MHA posters, Haikyuu manga, and Kaede's clothing? No, wait Maki's clothing was there as well. Was this girl a stalker- wait he thought of Tsumugi and realized that these were cosplays. Ok since when were he and his classmate's fictional characters?

'HeyumIcanexplain!'

'You better! Ahah what even is all this crap.'

He said while pointing at the cosplays.

'You of all people should know that cause of Tsumugi!.'

'Ok ok! where are we from anyways?'

Mitty gulped. It would be safe to assume that this Rantaro was from a none despair au. So should she really show him the game he is from? 

...

Rantaro was giving her the scary look so she decided to get it over with.

'Ok, but whatever you do, don't freak out ok? You wanted this.'

'Why would I get upset?' Rantaro sat next to Mitty on her bed while she loaded up the game on her laptop. Rantaro did not comment on the fact her laptop cover hand a sticker of Angie.

...

'I AM SORRY I AM SORRY I AM SORRY I AM SORRY.'

'I think you should stay calm.'

'I AM CALM.'

'Ahah. Yeah, you are.' Rantaro gave a laid-back smile. Which due to Mitty being a simp made her freak out even more.

Even though Danganronpa V3 was over 30 hours of gameplay. Due to plot convenience, they finished the entire game pretty quickly. Mitty had expected Rantaro to be upset but surprisingly he seemed angry if anything.

'You're telling me they added more Shuichi x Kaede scenes than Rantaro x Kaede scenes. Screw this.'

'Um yes.'

'Plus if I was the ultimate survivor then how come I died first while the freaking furry survived.'

'Idk don't ask me.'

Rantaro then got off the bed, leaving Mitty to realize how touched starved she was. 

This wasn't even good I don't know why I bothered with this lmao. Um, It wasn't even funny I might delete or continue. It wasn't even an 'x Mitty' like I claimed.