"y/n....you mean everything to me i promise i would never cheat on you with the imposter from amogus...i mean look at that fat dump truck you got on you- I MEAN UH..." megahoe says as he holds your hands staring into your ocean blue orbs. "ugh okay whatever...but i mean...i wouldn't blame you have you seen his long red package ???" you ask , "sheesh i well...yea- NO! NO I DIDNT I WOULD NEVER" he continues .. "wait how would you kno-" you let go of his soft blue hands "you know what i
really need to use to washroom" you reply not answering his question. you swiftly start heading toward the mcdonald's across the street from the park you're at, megamind runs behind you trying to catch up "WAIT Y/N WAIT-" megabitch trips and lands on his sexy ass face and gets up quickly and continues chasing after you "Y/N COME ON" he ends up following you into the mcdonald's washroom (i stg it's so nasty last time i was there i swear there was literally shit smeared on the toilet seat) you try close the door but he stops it before it fully closes and shuts the door behind him "y/n i swear on daddy shrek i didn't cheat on you with amongus imposter plz mommy i didn't 😞😓😓😓" megathot moans. you frusturatingly reply "really ...hmm.. what about that time i caught you eating out hoe biden's asshole?? huh???" megamind replies "well i mean...that shit was so good i mean- NO NO I MEAN THAT WAS THE ONE TIME SERIOUSLY, i mean😏 would you really turn down that , he even took me out to dinner and that sugar daddy gave me $29839292 like sheesh"
