You're swimming in a sea of fanfics.
One catches your attention.
You read its description.
Hello! You're a lucky one! You've found The Magical Genshin Book.
Not much people find this book. Congratulations.
You open it, and a golden light radiates fr...
CW: Swearing, +18 Jokes, a crackfic. (Not fully incoherent, just constantly comedic.)
(better read in light mode)
y/n = your name l/n = last name e/c = eye color h/c = hair color s/c = skin color a/n = author's note
you may listen to the video attached as background music.
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Hello there! You're probably ignoring your homework right now, arentcha? If you're not, my respects. Anyway, you're a horny teenager looking for a fanfic about a ginger motherfucker you're in love with. Shame for you. I'm sorry that you had to love him. You're swimming in a sea of fanfics, in wattpad. Seriously, wattpad? You could've used AO3... Now I'm convinced that you're 12. I know you'll deny it. No need to. While scrolling, one catches your attention. You read its description. "Hello! You're a lucky one! You've found The Magical Genshin Book. Not much people find this book. Congratulations." Ah yes, this book is a rare one. It's not a famous submission and it's hidden through the gigantic ocean of genshin fanfics. You truly are fortunate of finding such an unrecognized magnum opus. You open it, and a golden light radiates from it. Welcome to the beginning of your life in a new world!
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I am in a different place, a place I've seen before only in the screen of my device. Hey there! I'm you, you're me, hi reader, I'm you. I am fully aware I'm inside a fanfic. I will make your way easier through here. Okay, okay. I'm in the genshin world, right? Now what? I don't even know what this fanfic is about. Considering I'm a y/n I guess I'll just have a huge harem. Sweet.
"y/n! y/n!" Who the fuck is waking me up... that fuckin' squeaky voice is killin' my ears... "traveler! y/n! wake up! hey!!!!!" You bolt upotyrjntnfit fjfbfjbr i forgot how to spell that word. You bolt upwards quickly and seemingly confused. "Huh?" "y/n! You're up! Paimon was very worried!! Come on there's no time! Let's go!" .....Son of a bitch.
"Morning...?" "Don't you want to find your brother? Let's go!" "Ah yeah I'm doing well, thanks for asking." Fucker.
She grabs my hand and pulls me out of the little nice sleeping bag I was comfily sleeping in. What the fuck dude? "What's the fuckin' hurry? At least let me grab my stuff-" "Today's the break day for some of the knights of favonius! The earlier the better! They can help us!" I grabbed my bag and went out of my tent. "The knights of wha wha-?"
