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Iwa~Chan: Shittykawa, why did you change my name?

Shittykawa: because you changed mine duh!

Iwa~Chan: I swear to Asahi, I'm gonna murder you.

Shittykawa: but then I won't get to see aliens!

Iwa~Chan: -_-

Shittykawa: fine....

*shittykawa changed Iwa~Chan's name to, Oikawas mans* *shittykawa changed his name to, Iwa~Chan's boyfriend*

Oikawas man: O-O we aren't eve- WAIT, DO YOU LIKE ME!?

Iwa~Chan's boyfriend: Mabye...........

Oikawas man: ...

Iwa~Chan's boyfriend: ...

Oikawas man: welp....I like you to.
*read at 9:00 pm*

Oikawas man: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY AT MY HOUSE!?(sent at 9:30 pm)
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                In real life(irl)
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Iwaizumi: Oikawa, what are you doing at my house at 9:30 pm?

Oikawa: Hajime Iwaizumi, I love you. Be my boyfriend.

Iwaizumi: I- uhhhh...okay. I'm all yours now.

Oikawa: YAY!

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         Volleyball weirdos group chat.

*everyone is online(except Noya)*

Shittykawa: one second, I need to do something.

Tangerine: we care why?

Sugamama: Hinata, be nice.

*shittykawa changed is name to, Iwa~Chan is my boyfriend* *shittykawa changed IwaizOOm's name to, Oikawas boyfriend*

Oikawas boyfriend: I- did you really have to make it that obvious?

Sugamama: :0 YAYYYYY! MORE CONFESSIONS! I am a proud mother.

Gamer: can ya'll just stfu, I'm trying to play my game?

Annoying rooster: Kaynma! Why have you been ignoring me all day!?

*Gamer is offline*

Annoying rooster: but kenma... :((

Sugamama: It's okay, it's okay...

Tanakanap: hmmmmm, he probably is trying to hide something?

*Gamer is online*

Gamer: your right I am.

Annoying rooster: Kenma? 1. Are you okay? 2. What are you hiding?

Gamer: ...

Annoying rooster: Kenma...?

Gamer: IM TRYING TO HIDE THAT YOUR ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT, AND THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! AND THAT YOUR BETTER THAN ANY GAME IVE EVER PLAYED...

Gamer: ...

Sugamama: :0

Iwa~Chans boyfriend: O-O damn kenma.

Gamer: uhhh, Kuroo? You still there?

Annoying rooster: 62[6mausbqo7bw6 TV wuhsjav

Gamer: you good there kuroo?

Annoying rooster: I LOVE YOU TOO KENMA!

Gamer: y-you do?

Annoying rooster: ofc! I've loved you since middle school!

Gamer: ...same

Tangerine: 🥺 yall so heart warming. I'm jealous now...

Tangerine: oh and, Noya has been ignoring me today...did I do something wrong?

Sugamama: no no no, you didn't do anything wrong! He's also been ignoring me.

DEADchi: and me.

Tanakanap: and me?

Lord: ...

Sugamama: Asahi...what did you do to my child...?

Lord: uhhhhhh, I may have....

A/N- To be continued😁

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