I'm Going to Die Tonight

2/23/15

Sorry guys, I've been slacking. My aunt is due for a baby in about 3 days so I'm working my ass off on a blanket. Ummmmm ok. My family went to Wisconsin Dells for a get-out-of-the-house weekend. It was great until our $20 pizza was the wrong kind. If pizza is expensive the least they could do is get it right. So, we call the pizza place and tell them they got it wrong, what do they do? They give us a free pizza! That turned out well and wasn't a big deal. There was only one horrifying aspect of our little getaway. Our smoke alarm goes off long enough for us to wake up and then quits. Gage freaks out and is screaming. I'm on melatonin and I'm half asleep and then it goes off a second time for only about 20 seconds. My mom finally decides to call the front desk to get someone to find out what's going on. They send up a security guard that just talks and doesn't look at anything. The alarm didn't go off while he was there so we figured whatever we'll just go back to sleep. Everyone was finally back to sleep when the alarm goes off again. We called back up and they told us to open our balcony door.....when it was in the negatives... We had to shut off our heater and freeze. The next morning my mom goes up to the front desk to complain of our awful night and they gave us a bigger room (not much) and 6 magic show tickets. I had a good time and everyone else did too. On Sunday, we went to go take old time photos and got some steampunk pics. It was pretty cool. I'll upload those to here eventually. Goodbye my sweets. See you tomorrow...

Always,

The Dying Black Rose