Childhood friends? Friends? Neighbors. Only.

- xxvii - loh -

"HEY THE GIRL IS FINALLY HERE" js
"AYERE SHE'S HERE" jm
"FINALLY" m
"WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 30 MINUTES" s
"hi valorie" n

and some crusty discord noises.

"everybody shut up you're making my eardrums burst and hi niki" v
"WHY'D YOU SAY HI TO HER BUT NOT ME" q
"hello gnome" v
"YOU BITCH" q
"hi valorie" n
"valorie you better not be stealing my bitch" m
"MINX?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME BITCH?" n
"SORRY I MEANT THAT YOURE MINE" m
"IF YOU TWO OWN EACH OTHER THEM WHY ARE YOU ON MY LOH?" v
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR THE LAST TIME" austin finally said.

"yes dad" v
"don't call him dad, call me daddy" q
"ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD" v
"OK OK WE GET IT YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE AND I HATE TO RUIN THE MOMENT BUT WE WILL GO LIVE IN 5 4 3 2 1" a
"NO YOU DIDNT GIVE US TIME" jm
"WELL TOO LATE FOR THAT HELLO CHAT" a

(a/n: it is now 3:30 am and i am watching george's stream, help, again)

austin eventually got everyone to shut up and introduced everyone.

"this is wilbur soot" a
"ayup" ws

"this is quackity without the hq" a
"shut up austin" q

"this is niki niachu" a
"hi" n

"this is minx" a
"sup bitches" m
"alright language" a

"this is jack manifold" a
"ayuppp" jm

"this is karl jacobs" a
"helllooo" kj

"this is jschart" a
"did you just fucking pronounced my name as shart? what are you a 10 year old?" js
"SORRY I MEANT JSHLATT" a
"very good" vs

"this is sapnap" a
"HEY BITCHES SAPDADDY IS HERE" s
"calm down sapnap" austin said.
"fine but i am gonna win" s
"win my ass sapnap, i'm going to win" alex says.
"shut up we're moving on to the next person" austin finally says.

"this is *some random dude*"
"hii"

"this is *some random girl*"
"good day"

"and finally the woman, the myth, the legend, Valorie with a w"a
"no need to emphasize the w at the end austin" v
"oh ok valorie" a

the game went out on for an hour until eventually only minx, alex, and wilbur was left.

"ok chat has the power to choose who will be eliminated next, i posted a poll on twitter, choose who will get eliminated." a

i opened austin's twitter account and watched the votes for wilbur go up.

is minx actually gonna win?

"alright, alright, it's been a couple minutes and the person who has the most vote is..." a

"fuckin' hell man" ws

"wilbur you are out, please plug your socials" a

"it's wilbur soot on almost everything byee!" ws

"YEAH IM GONNA WIN" q
"SHUT UP QUACKITY IM GONNA WIN" m

"ok shut up, both of you" v
"thank you valorie, alright, both of you will go on a 1 minute date with valorie and the person she picks will be the winner, if they pick love of course" a

"don't you guys dare to host me i will kick your asses" v
"don't worry mamacita, i'll never host you" q
"don't call her mamacita and plus, i'm gonna win" m
"MAMACITA MAMACITA MAMACITA MAMACITA MAMACITA MAMACITA" q
"THIS IS THE 10TH TIME IVE SAID SHUT UP" a

"I WANT TO GO FIRST" q
"ok the timer starts now" a

"hello?" v
"HI!" q
"uhm hello" v
"WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING DRY?" q
"SHUT UP YOU WANTED TO GO FIRST SO START A GODDAMN CONVO BEFORE THE TIMER GOES OFF" v
"UH WAIT UH HOW WAS YOUR DAY?" q
"IT WAS GOOD YOU?" v
"BETTER NOW THAT IM TALKING TO YOU" q
"GET YOUR CORNY ASS OUT OF MY CALL" v
"WAIT NO SORRY" q
"20 SECONDS LEFT BITCH" v
"UH YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY" q
"THANK YOU I GUESS" v
"WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?" q
"I DONT KNOW-" v
"and time" a

"i think that went pretty good" q
"what the- if that was good for you what the fuck is the worst" m
"shut up minx" q

"MINX YOURE UP NEXT GO" a
"WAIT YOU BITCH uhhh hi valorie" m
"hello minx" v
"how are you today?" m
"good, you?" v
"pretty good too" m
"this is unsurprisingly going better than the one with quackity" v
"like you said, unsurprisingly." m
"yes stab him the back" v
"anyways, i want to tell you something" m
"what?" v
"i chose love but you should choose quackity" m
"WHY ITS A FREE WIN RIGHT HERE" v
"wait hold on vc2" m
"alright" v

i switched to vc2 where me and minx couldn't be heard by the stream.

"he likes you val" m
"it's a game minx i'm sure there's some other way he can ask me out" v
"just choose him" m
"i'll think about it" v. and as i said that, austin joins vc 2.

"why are you two here? we're supposed to be in vc1" a
"oh i think we might pressed it i'm not sure" m
"alright well your time is up so let's get back to vc1" a

we, me minx and austin, went back to vc1 where alex was talking to the stream.

"SO CHAT, YOURE FINALLY HERE, HOW DARE YOU GO OFF STREAM FOR THE DATE" q
"SORRY MAN WE ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED IT" m

Chat

@userjfjejd accidentally?

@wh0rel0ver now what is this then?

@yuhariana plssss that's huge cap

"i'll let it slide but valorie, do you know who you'll choose?" a
"yes sir" v
"don't call me sir" a
"yes sir" v
"ok fine who do you choose?" a
"i choose..." v
"but before that thank you so much to cashapp for powering this stream. ok, valorie who did you choose?" a

"i choose, MINX" v
"YES BITCHES I WIN" m
"WAIT WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?" q
"I DIDNT TELL HER SHIT BITCH YOURE JUST NOT GOOD" m
"MINX!" a
"SORRY" m

"ok but valorie, you haven't won yet, minx, what did you choose?" a
"i chose love bitches aha" m
"I TOLD YOU IM WINNING LOH" v
"WHY DID YOU CHOOSE HER AND NOT ME?" q
"calm down quackity" m
"NO IM COMING OVER RIGHT AFTER THIS STREAM" q
"WHAT? NO! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DO HERE?" v
"BITCH ILL MAKE YOU SUFFER" q

"WAIT, WHAT DID YOU EVEN CHOOSE QUACKITY?" m
"I CHOSE LOVE YOU MORONS" q
"PLEASE Mowwwrowns" v
"SHUT UP" q
"EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SAY GOODBYE TO CHAT" a
"BYE CHAT AND GET MINX TRENDING" m
"GET VALORIE TRENDING TOO" v
"DONT GET ME TRENDING" q
"MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW THEM ON THEIR SOCIALS BYE" a

and with that, austin ended stream.

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