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schoolkid: hey your one of those dealers right?

 ???: *Walks over wearing a mask* yea kid you looking to buy

schoolkid: yea I really need to to get through my math class.

???: how much money you got?

school kid: *takes out money* lets see 5... 10... 15...

???: hurry up kid 10 is enough

schoolkid: alright here you g...

monitor: hey you kids stop!

*warning bell rings*

??? and school kid: *split up and run*

???: *running (shit i was having a great day too i sold 13 of them that would have been my 14th)

moniter: thats insabordination!!! Slow down or your gong to be expelled!

???: *speeds up* good luck old man im full of energy maybe you should lay off those dounuts

Monitor: *drops dounught* ...

???: *laughing* i dont think thats what it means to drop calories in your diet. 

monitor: *out of breath and stopps running* ill get ... you one day... kid

???: *looks at watch* shit i have 10 seconds *sprinting to door* 5 4 3 *slides into the room and takes off mask* 

*bell rings* 

Mr.s: *staring at ???* ... its been 3 weeks and you still never cease to amaze me.

???: *chuckles* i wonder what i have got in store for you tomorrow then.

Mr.s: yuh right... Now class everyone take a sheet and copy down vocab we are getting started!

???: *walks over to his desk and starts copying vocab* (this class is full of weirdos i have no one to talk to and i dont want to be wird and start a cnoversation with any of the girls that sit around me they might think im hitting on them man this class sucks)

schoolgirl: *pokes ???'s back* hey 

???: yea whats up you need something?

schoolgirl: no... i just thought that was pretty badass what you did a couple minutes ago... what a pushover.

???: I do my best.

schoolgirl: whats your name by the way? 

???: mickey... yours?

schoolgirl: allison... but my friends call me ally 

mickey: allison thats a a nice name

ally: call me ally please *smiles*

mickey: so im your friend then?

ally: not if you keep asking questions.

mickey: alright

ally: so i heard your on the track team

mickey: yea im the fastest runner on the team

schoolboy: second fastest...

mickey: nobody asked you...

schoolboy: hey im in track too i would know

mickey: oh yea your the guy who is like 20th position 

schoolkid:... *turns away*

ally: heh Mr second it is then 

mickey: oh shut up 

ally: what im just trying to be funny

mickey: yea a joke huh.

ally: well since im not funny enough for you turn around and dont speak to me.

mickey: you are funny its just.

ally: i will make you laugh wana hear a joke?

mickey: uh ok.

ally: why couldnt the kid go see the pirate movie?

mickey: uh i would never guess this... oh wait its because it war rated aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

ally:...

mickey...

ally: i  know that was a terrible joke

mickey: *chuckles* so besides your humor what else you got going for you?

ally: not much i rarely talk to people who arent my friends and i dont have alot of friends either soo yea

mickey: was i just so badass you wanted to talk to me

ally: no i just wanted to let you know your a pushover 

both: *laughing*

*bell rings*

Mr.s: ok vocab due tomorrow have a good day everyone.

ally: so where you heading?

mickey: math but i gotta do some errands first what about you?

ally: i have biology now

mickey: alright ill see you tomorrow *runs down the hall*

ally: see you Mr. second!!!

mickey: (i have to sell more this day is a great day to sell!!!) *puts on mask*

schoolkid: ey ey ey delar ova here boi i need somtin!

mickey:(damn that slang) what you need? *opens jacket* i got something to get you though all your classes $10 each what you have next?

moniter: FOUND YOU AGAIN!!! Hahahahaahah *runs after mickey*

mickey: *runs*(damn twice in one day man they must be really cracking down today)

moniter: i cant let you interfere with the classes!

mickey: *runs up stairs* maybe you should get in shape then!!!

monitor: *out of breath at bottom of stairs* i will get you i promised you that much!

mickey:( so being a dealer is hard and the students need me to get through their classes... oh wait i forgot to mention im no drug dealer im a...  homework dealer)

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