BLEACH QUOTES:
Urahara: You put it on like this! Put it on your forehead like so... and yell from the top of the lungs... "TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF JUSTICE! JUSTICE ARMOR! JUSTICE HACHIMAKI! ATTACK!"
Ichigo: O... okay I get it. Put it on the forehead like this... LIKE HELL I'LL DO THAT! [Dodges an attack] AAACK!
Urahara: See? Now isn't the time to be embarrassed, right?
Ichigo: DON'T ACT LIKE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!! Damn it, guess I have no choice... TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF JUSTICE! JUSTICE ARMOR! JUSTICE HACHIMAKI! ATTACK!
Urahara: Wow...! You actually did it...!
Ichigo: You BASTARD!
Kon: What the hell is with the name Kon?!
Ichigo: Saying kaizou konpaku every time is annoying. Kon is good enough for you.
Kon: That doesn't mean you can call me Kon! It makes me sound like an idiot. I know! Why don't you call me Kai from the first word, kaizon?
Kai sounds nice! Call me Kai!
Ichigo: No way!
Kon: Why?
Ichigo: Because Kai sounds kind of cool, and I would be pissed off if you were called that.
Kon: You bitch...
"You nuts?! What kind of sick twisted freak attacks his own son while he laying there sleeping?!"-Ichigo
(yelling at her pager on the ground) "Urahara! Why don't you ever pick up when I call you in emergencies like this? You call yourself a business man! Then why do you show up when you're not wanted, and then when I really need you, you won't answer?!"- Rukia, Bleach
"Orihime has both brains and boobs. It's just not fair."- Michiru
"You'll find that Ichigo has an uncanny knack for forgeting people's faces, and the names to go with them."Tatsuki
"Thankfully, Keigo's a total idiot."-Ichigo
"Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself."- Ganju
NARUTO QUOTES:
"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" - Ino
Sasuke: "I want to kill a certain man..."
Naruto: "I hope he's not referring to me."
kakashi:Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
Gaara: "They Looked At Me The Wrong Way...So They're Gonna Die"
FAIRY TAIL
Happy: "You're useless, Lucy. You can't understand a woman's heart."
Gray - Why are you wearing armor, this is guild for MAGES.
Erza - Why aren't you wearing anything, what is this... a guild for Perverts
Happy- "dekiterrrrrrru!"
ONE PIECE
Zoro: I'm going to meet god
Nami: Why would you want to meet someone that powerful
Zoro: who knows, that depends on his attitude
Chopper: Zoro is more arrogant than God
Nami: you're never supposed to anger God
Zoro: Sorry I've never prayed to God
Chooper: You're so cool Zoro!
Arlong: Do you know what makes us Different
Luffy: Noses, Teeth, Oh its The webs!
Buggy: Die with flash, you flashy bastard!!
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WWEE! Had fun! Just wanted to do this for no reason!:)
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