amore ➳ elizabeth olsen

interview 1.24

Scarlett: I'm worried for some of these people. Can we send a couple of therapist numbers out there?

Tom: That's a good idea.

Scarlett: We're back to me, let's see. 'I'm a straight woman and have been with my boyfriend for six years but the want I have to let Scarlett Johansson sit on my face and suffocate me.' Funnily enough, I don't want to be wanted for murder either but thank you and tell your boyfriend I said hi!

Maia: Or just leave your boyfriend.

Scarlett: MAIA!

Maia: What? Seems like she needs to experiment a bit and realise girls are the better option.

Scarlett: I can't argue with that. Sorry Colin!

Chris H: 'Chris Hemsworth is the only straight man that I would let destroy my bussy.' What the hell is a bussy?

Anthony: I feel like Maia knows the answer to that question.

Maia: Excuse me?! But yeah, it's your butt. If you really think about the word, it will give it away... like boy... bussy.

Chris H: Oh wow! Okay! Yeah, it makes sense! I'm actually really flattered that you only trust me to do that and apologies but I'm not going to do that.

Anthony: Elsa could be into it.

Chris H: Oh definitely not. Maybe ask the other Hemsworth brother.

Anthony: Maia has experience in that.

Elizabeth: Anyway, moving swiftly on! 'My two moods are either I LOVE ELIZABETH OLSEN AND HER CUTE ASS SELF! I JUST WANT TO HOLD HER FOREVER! to I WANT DADDY!WANDAMAXIMOFF TO TOP ME AND LET HER USE MY FACE AS A TRAMPOLINE.'

Maia: You guys went on my twitter?

Scarlett: That is 100% Maia's tweet.

Chris E: Your socials are a Wanda Maximoff fan account. It has to be yours!

Elizabeth: Maia's or not, I am very flattered! That you want to call me daddy but also hold me.

Anthony: Maia Fox has left the chat.

Maia: Somebody wants my damn job!

Elizabeth: You have job security baby, don't worry. Mr Holland, you're up!

Tom: 'I feel like my only purpose in life is to wait for Tom Holland to become 40 and become a daddy. And I don't mean a father to children.'

Elizabeth: NO! He is children!

Tom: I am! Also, I think that's great but maybe widen your dreams just a little bit! But cool, if not. I don't wanna be 40 either so.

Anthony: I do! Call me daddy any day baby! Mine reads 'I want Anthony Mackie to breastfeed me.' Although that's not physically possible... I could be into it.

Maia: HA!

Anthony: Send me your address, let me get you a plane ticket baby.

Elizabeth: Mackie is using this as a dating service.

Anthony: I need too! A man has needs!

Elizabeth: We should set you up!

Anthony: HELL NO! You'd let Maia set me up with anybody!

Scarlett: LET ME SET YOU UP!

Anthony: You'd also let Maia stitch me up.

Scarlett: Yeah, probably true.

Maia: I have alliances everywhere Mackie, don't you forget it! Ok, my last one is 'I wish Maia Fox would murder my ass but she's already a bottom.' Oh. My. God. That is-

Anthony: THAT IS THE BEST ONE YET! It's a compliment and a read in one!

Maia: There's so much fake news in this tweet.

Elizabeth: ...Babe, come on!

Maia: Shut up! It's not true! It's not! It's making me blush! Anyway, I think on that UNTRUE note, we should move to the last one!

Sebastian: I don't even know what this means. 'Sebastian Stan is one thic bih.' That's... that's kind.

Maia: Show your ass, you might get yourself a girlfriend finally.

Sebastian: Can I swear on here?

Maia: And on that note! Thank you guys for supplying us with your hilarious tweets!

Scarlett: Hilarious... sometimes disturbing. The line was very thin!

Chris H: Thanks guys!

Chris E: See you soon!

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note: i stole a lot of these from different thirst tweet articles and youtube videos so credit to the owners of these hahaha this was kind of fun to write and i could have wrote so much more but i have a lot to make/write. so i hope you enjoy it!