(DISCONTINUED) The Random Afton Sh!tbook (Ennchael and Willry)

Foother's Day ;-;

this is going to be FuuuUUuuuNn. ;u;

And sorry for not updating for 184,294,573,387,202,372.318 years ;-;

I just don't have a lot of time nowadays, and I don't really have any ideas anyways.

But I decided to make this because I care about the health of my people Ú-Ù

So yeah.

It was a normal day in the Afton/Emily family.

Except it wasn't.

(at 12:00 in the morning)

William: *be parading around the house*

Also William: IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAYYY!

Michael: Dad its Wednesday. 

MiChAeL: WHEn WiLL YoU LEArn TO KeeP A CALeNDaR?

 William: DON'T RUIN MY MOOD!

Michael: Don't ruin my sleep.

Me: dangggg.

William: YOUR GROUNDED!

Michael: I'm a full grown man I don't get grounded.

William: IN MY HOUSE YOU DO!

Michael: -_-

Henry: What's all this commotion?

William: iTs FoOtHeR's DaY!

Henry: :0

hEEENRy: I'll be right back.

-5 seconds later-

henrY: *comes with a pair of maracas*

William & Henry: *parading around the house*

wiLLiAM % HeNNNry: ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

Michael: someone end me.

Noah: I sense Mikey having a hard time ;-;

Michael: Dad and Papa are being anno-

Noah: I'M ON IT!

Noah ran over to William and Henry to end this madness, but once he told William to stop, he gave him the death glare. So Noah chickened out.

Michael: You were VeRy brave back there -_-

Noah: Your dad looked like he was about to eat me ;-;

Michael: 

Noah: >:(

William: SINCE ITS FATHERS DAY, I GET ALL OF THE TOAST!

Henry: ME TOO!

Elizabeth: TOAST HOARDER!

William and Henry: ha.

Elizabeth: >:(

Chris: >:(

So everyone was happy, except Chris and Elizabeth and Noah and Michael and-

uhm-

So everyone was mad except William and Henry

there we go.

The aftons/emilys ran out of bread quickly.

it was a sad, sad day.

Noah: Michael, can we get our cat back?

Michael: no.

Noah: bUt WhYyyyYYY?

Michael: because it annoys me and dad.

MiChAEL: and it's fathers day so

Noah: -cri-

Michael: oh shut it.

Noah: TnT

Michael: I SAID SHUT IT!

William: YEAH! SHUT IT UGLY BURNT SPAGHET!

Noah: why are you so mean to me? ;-;

Michael & William: cause.

poor Noah ;-;

1 vote = 1 nice to Noah

uhm

yeah.

aNyWaYs

I'm starting to lose motivation so enjoy this while you can.

Noah: hey William..?

William: yeah?

Noah: can me and Michael pLeAsEEEE get our cat back?

William: Maybe another day.

Noah: OOH! LIKE WHEN?

William: like never.

Noah: ._.

William: *goes over to Henry*

Noah: *whispers* then I guess I will go on my own..

Michael: wut?

Noah: nothing! :-)

NoAh: *rushes out door*

Michael: you kind of sus bro.

sorry I lost all of my motivation. ;-;