Ok by me start
You get kfc and hawks flies down and steals it. You are enraged as he eats your chicken.
You steal the bucket and dump it on his head. He gobbled the chicken off the floor
'If u are angry then seggs?'
'Sure' u say
He takes u to the room and u do the deed
U are suddenly transformed into a chicken. Hawks cooks u and eats u. The end.