By finest moments, I meant at like 12:00 at night when I can't sleep. Or when I'm so bored I think. Or when I'm just talking to people. I'm always at my finest lmao-
"I don't understand how other people don't like women... like no disrespect, but dang. Women."
"Waffles are just bumpy pancakes."
"Dream's a green teletubbie. A GREEN TELETUBBIE I TELL YOU."
"You may be cringey, but you'll never be as cringey as I was in grade three."
"God let me live, and it's everyone's problem."
"I didn't say never, I said not for a long time."
"It's not real if I can swipe it away on my phone."
"Excuse me, I'm an uncultured swine, I don't need to worry about putting my pinky up when I sip tea."
"Life is half pain half everything else."
"Why should I be scared of short people? What are they gonna do kick my shins, ahahah- *remembers my short, scary, aggressive friend*"
"Dysphoria is a b1tch."
"Water sandwiches exist and I'm not sure how to feel."
"People get crushes on fictional characters and sh1t, but I got one over a character I wrote myself. BEAT THAT."
"I'm crying over getting someone severely hurt in a book, cuz I got too emotionally attached to them, despite them being a stupid b1tch."
"*I kissed God's boyfriend*
This is a normal title."
"I only get out of bed for the girls and the gays."
"*Inhales* A r s o n"
"IF I HEAR JACK MANIFOLD SAY 'DID YOU GET A WHOPPA?' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA FIND JACK MANIFOLD, AND PUNT HIM INTO THE SUN!"
"Again, the only thing in that closet is me."
"*laughs in holding things above my four foot something brother while I am five four*"
"Ah, yes the gods of the Dream SMP. A homeless green blob, everyone's dad, and a pig."
"Instead of blood, my veins are filled with fluffy oneshots and fanfictions."
"I'm running on a chocolate chip muffin, a can of orange crush, and three hours of sleep. You really want to argue with me right now?"
