Who the actual ✨flying fuck✨ is pisskink69 and why do I see them everywhere. I'm so confused. Are they just different people with the same username on different social media's/websites or is it the same person cause I'm HAVING A CRISIS YALL!
Also a bit of a weird story time but about 10 minutes ago I had to go to the bathroom and I don't like getting up at night because I have NYCTOPHOBIA D A D AND MYBE YIU SHOULDNT TRY TO LOCK ME IN DARK ROOMS- ahem as I was saying, I eventually got up and walked down the hall being as quiet as possible as to not disturbed the demons that reside in this household and I turn on the bathroom light and I see a dark blue move across the floor and I'm like "what tf was that" and I look behind the toilet and you know what I see? A GOD DAMN ROACH! JUST CHILLEN BUT THIS THING HAD LONG ASS LEGS AND I TEIED TO TRAP IT WITH A suction cup thingy? I forgot what it's called but it's that wooden thing that's stereotypically pink on the end and when pressed down it suctions to things? Idk anyway I try to trap it under that thing but I didn't work and it went under the sink and it's still there but it gave me a heart a attack and I'm pretty sure my soul or what's left of it has disappeared.
Also sorry for the large amount of cussing and all spelling mistakes. It is 2:47 and I can't sleep.
That's it.
Bye bye.
Oh god wait I just remembered what the suction cup thing is called. It's a plunger. A FUCKING PLUNGER
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RandomIf your looking for happiness and good spelling then this is not the book for you! This is purely for me to vent about my sadness because I've come to a realization and it kinda hurts my cold dead heart ♥️ Also I will be putting random head cannons...
