the shart complex

The perfect coverup

Mystd woke up from her long slumber, still drowsy. She went by instinct, and picked up her phone to go onto messages. The glow of the screen is almost blinding, causing her to have to squint to see the phone. A text from Asshe pops up. "good morning!" Mystd, still being half asleep, types back "can't wait for today.." You see, Mystd was going to surprise Asshe by going to her home in North Carolina. She used snapmap to locate Asshe. You see, they had been in a long distance relationship for a year or two. 

Asshe was clearly confused, as she thought Mystd was at home in New York. "what do you mean?" Mystd finally awake, realized she fucked up. "it's nothing.." Mystd was paralyzed, she didn't want this trip to be ruined. She had to cover it up. "I can't wait to.. *farts cutely*" perfect! a shitty roleplay would cover this mess up! Asshe quickly responds, "*blushes, kisses your left buttcheek*" Mystd is blushing. Little did Asshe know that Mystd finds these roleplays hot....

Mystd bites her lip and responds with a quick "farts in shock and pee runs down my legs, ruining my minion pajamas" now, the tables have turned. Asshe is extremely attracted to minions, so at this point they were deep into the roleplay. Mystd was packing her stuff to leave the hotel to go to Asshe, but another message popped up.. "are we about to kiss rn.." Mystd sends a picture of her biting her lip while rubbing her chin.. "yes shawty..*kisses cutely*" at this point Mystd was ready to leave, so she made her way to the lobby of the hotel to check out.

Finally the Uber arrives, coughing up exhaust in her face. She hops in and slams the door. The Uber driver spoke fluent Indian, which it made no sense. She was angry since it said The driver would speak English, so she instead hopped out, and gave a -69 star review. She walked to a seven-eleven, located right next to the hotel she stayed at. she goes in, and buys a mocha starbucks frappuccino. in case you didn't know, Mystd runs on starbucks fraps. literally 2% of her blood cells is made up of starbucks mocha fraps. She's like a living car, the coffee being her gasoline. 

She ran as fast as sonic, and eventually arrived outside Asshe's house. She never expected to be this close to Asshe, but then it hit her. She was lactose and tolerant. It was too late, Asshe opened the door to see who was there, and sooner that Mystd could say a word, she knocked Mystd over, kissing and bear hugging her. Asshe started crying, so did Mystd. Since Mystd can't drink/eat lactose, it makes her shart. A lot.

Poop started streaming down her pants. She farted and peed so much it seeped into the concrete, leaving a massive stain. Ashe got up quickly and stood there staring at Mystd sobbing because her asshole had been destroyed by a massive poop. Asshe ran inside her house, and grabbed pants along with a white towel. She gave them to Mystd, and Mystd wiped herself clean. She stained the towel, and Asshe bit her lip looking at the poop, and pee stained towel. Mystd put on the pants, and they went inside, Tears getting Mystd's shirt damp, and her eyes red.

Asshe got an empty picture frame from the shed connected to her house, and put the towel in the frame. It was a perfect fit! She hung it in her room, and wrote with sharpie on the wall, "my first kiss <3". Mystd farted more, alerting Asshe. Asshe sat next to her on the bed, and Mystd said in a discord kitten voice "owo s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-senpai.. nyah..." Mystd said "farts cutely" and coincidentally farted in sync with her words. It lasted a whopping 7 seconds, three farts in a row.

nyah is Asshe's trigger word to poop. Asshe also started to poop, And passed out. She fell over into her own poop, smearing it EVERYWHERE. Mystd uses this to her advantage. Mystd takes Asshe's poop covered pants, and puts them in her luggage bag, replacing the pants with new ones. "I'm like Indiana Jones" Mystd praises herself, with a smug look. She sits down on Asshe, and farts in Asshe's face. Asshe wakes up to the smell of farts, and Mystd is already back on the bed, like nothing happened. Mystd helps Asshe up, "say you are my baka..." gasps Asshe under her breath. Since they were so close, Mystd replies, "I am your baka..." with a smirk.

they ended up farting so much that aftetrnoon, they died. The end.