i prefer you don't read this... it's a shit show... this book was basically me writing while i was high (not actually, i'm underage)
don't judge the name i suck at titles it took me a good week to figure out a name for any of my other books and i do...
"Sag, no girls will want you. They will, however, want moi."
gender: girl pronouns: she/her sexuality: lesbian nicknames: Lee, Leelee, Le-yo wassup, Lioness (you shouldn't be surprised that this is the nickname she gave herself) bff: Cancer ❥ has a naturally flirty personality ❥ super insecure but acts super confident ❥ loves cosplaying and acting
Virgo:
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"FOR FUCK'S SAKE LIBRA'S NOT MY HUSBAND!"
gender: boy pronouns: he/him sexuality: gay nicknames: Virgin/Virgin Boy (mostly to piss him off), Vee, Mom (yes they are aware Virgo's a boy), Maiden bff: Libra ❥ (barely) lives off coffee ❥ anger him and you're dead- ❥ genuinely thinks everyone shipping him and his "best friend" Libra are idiots, and Libra flirting with him is a joke
Libra:
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"Stop arguing, stop yelling, and most of all, stop swearing." Pause. "OH MY FUCKING GOD I TOLD YOU BITCHES TO SHUT THE FUCK UP DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR ME?"
gender: boy pronouns: he/him sexuality: pansexual nicknames: Libs, Libi, Dad bff: Virgo ❥ a big flirt (especially to Virgo because why not?) ❥ loves his corny dad jokes ❥ lowkey loves their friends shipping him and Virgo
Scorpio:
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"Fuck Aries, and Minnie stop being a fucking psychopath." someone: you're fucking aries? "WAIT NO-"
gender: boy pronouns: he/him sexuality: gay (questioning ace-spec) nicknames: Scorps, Scorp, Scorpi, Scorpion bff: Minnie ❥ hates Aries with all his life ❥ has a soft side, only Minnie's aware of it (not emo, don't worry. you'll know it if he likes you) ❥ only reason he's alive is coffee
Sagittarius:
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"Who's up for another prank?" *gets wacked in the head by Virgo*
gender: boy pronouns: he/him sexuality: pansexual nicknames: Sag, Sagi, Sagit-hair-ius (don't ask) bffs: Gemini and Aries ❥ loves painting ❥ always energetic and doesn't drink coffee or get more than 1 hour of sleep how the hell does he function? ❥ very flirty and confident over text but awkward af irl
Capricorn:
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"I'm smarter than y'all combined. And that's really saying something because I'm really fucking dumb."
gender: girl pronouns: she/her sexuality: bisexual nicknames: Cap, Capri, Capri-Sun, Cappy, Capidy Cap Cap, NO CAP bff: Taurus ❥ super smart academically ❥ still crazy af ❥ is the most blunt and straightforward one, but can lie really well
Aquarius:
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"OH MY GOD I SHIP! PISCES, ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?"
gender: girl pronouns: she/her sexuality: queer nicknames: Aqua, Quari, Aquarium bff: Pisces ❥ loves aquariums (unironically) ❥ loves shipping people and writing fanfics about it with Pisces ❥ loves art
Pisces:
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"I'm such an angel! Totally! 100%!"
gender: girl pronouns: she/her sexuality: omnisexual nicknames: Pisce, Pisci, Pi bff: Aquarius ❥ she might be cute, but don't mess with her when she's angry ❥ acts innocent but she's got a really dirty mind ❥ loves shipping people and writing fanfics about it with Aquarius
request ships here i have no fucking idea who i should keep with who except 2 ships (you can probably guess who) so ship away —>
