Peter, calling Steve: Hey Captain Rogers I know it's like really late and a Monday but I have an issue and I need help????? It's kinda stupid and I could probably do it myself but-
Steve, three seconds from calling the Avengers: What's going on???? Are you in danger????
Peter: Wha- what? No, no sorry, I was just supposed to write an essay that's due tomorrow on you and the commandos but I had to do decathlon instead and I didn't have time to get resources and I could do it myself but my teacher is crazy, man, and-
Steve, running to the quinjet: I'm on my way.
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