random class with no context cuz i'm a boring person

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Alab: SAVAGE LOVE DID SOMEBODY DID SOMEBODY BREAK YOUR HEART

Thiago: ehhh screw it

Thiago: alab, is Brazilian a language?

Alab: thanks, I love you too, Dvir!

everybody in the class: *looking at thiago silently*

Dvir: kill me

Thiago: . . .

Everybody all of a sudden: BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dvir: yeah umm.. alab takes like... way too much sleeping medication

Teacher: hating my life.

natalia in private chat: you and me both

Teacher: lets play the game with the genie that guesses your characters

Teacher: yeah Akinator 

Vinny: CAN I GO!? I HAVE AN AMAZING CHARACTER!

Alicia: it's draco 

Vinny: how did you guess?

Alicia: im a psychic

Teacher: vinny choose a different character

Vinny: k i got one hahahahahhahaha

Teacher: ok

Teacher: ima start it

First question be like: does your character have t h i c c thighs

Vinny: i bet

Trey: beautiful hawt thighs

John: like joshy's

Joshua: 😳

Teacher: oh ummm- anyways next question: is your character a father?

Vinny: a father to love

Jojo: i-

Teacher: he has a son named love? anyway i pressed yes. 

Third question be like: is your character a simp

Vinny: yes

Teacher: omg who is it

Vinny: satan

Teacher: SERIOUSLY VINNY-

Vinny: yay

Mateo: c-can i go? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Teacher: absolutely not

Jojo: i wanna go

Teacher: you can't do an anime character

Jojo: i don't wanna go

John: can I go! :D

Teacher: ok fine

First question: is your character a girl?

John: no <3

Teacher: wow

Second question: is your character cute? 

John: no. the only cute person in the world is joshy.

Joshua: <3

Cody: BL

Elaina: M

Cody: STOP RUINING THE MOMENT OF BOY LOVE IDIOT

Trey: john x john

John: noooo

Amani: Trey x Veronica

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