GERM BABY | sakusa kiyoomi

[9] SAKUSA TRIES HIS BEST

and

a happy akaashi hugging on y/n from behind

sakusa
"and akaashi it seems"

atsumu
"and akaashi" 😅

karma
"sakusa don't tell me you're down bad for my dear little y/n"

atsumu shrieks to which sakusa gives no reaction

atsumu
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM"

his girlfriend laughs as she drapes her arms around his waist from behind, looking a lot like akaashi

yet considering the height difference she was peaking her head out from behind her boyfriend

sakusa
"karma does this all the time
and you still get scared"

sakusa
"some boyfriend you are"

karma
"i'm stealthy what can i say
don't blame the poor himbo
he can't help his cluelessness"

atsumu clutches his heart at the insulting yet endearing words said so casually

atsumu
"um ouch what the fuck
i'm not that much of an idiot"

sakusa
"no you're rather clumsy karma i wouldn't describe you as stealthy by any means"

atsumu
"oh yeah i love being ignored"

karma
"ok woah there no need to fire shots already mister sakusa the night is still young"

atsumu
"guys??"

karma
"go talk to y/n no more calling me out"

atsumu
"HELLO?"

sakusa
"she looks a little busy"

karma
"why are you always so dense"

she groans to sakusa's confusion

karma
"busy being pregnant with your kid maybe??"

giving up trying to get them to acknowledge the fact he wasn't "that big of an idiot" atsumu joined in the convo once again

atsumu
"she's right if anyone's an idiot it's you kiyo kiyo"

sakusas face falls flat at the sound of the nickname