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nikoloz

This is for you NikolozHD

Backstory
On an ugly day of December a guy as ugly as umbridge was born and he happened to be my cousin.

This boy is a fucking bitch, sometimes I feel like this song is about him ,,ohh you're such a jerk, oh ye a giant jerk, you look like a jerk and you smeieieieeeel like a jeeerk oh ye" but this song is a classic and too good for him.

If he wore a supernatural he would be a kanima.

I hope his charger doesn't work, I hope your pillow is warm on both sides, I hope you choke on air, I hope your bathroom door locks while you're in it.

-love natali