it was a marvellous evening when nela decided to go shopping in marina
nela: AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*raises hands to sides while walking in*
ito: relax fam we're gonna get kicked out already
nela looks at ito and decides to ignore her with a mischievous grin
nela: WYSSS MY GUYYY *to a random tourist*
tourist: no hablo ingles lo siento
nela: dont worry bby gyal i can speak any language for yu
itos eyes widen slowly as she knows exactly what nela was about to do
she slowly walked away and watched from a far with a smirk to scare all the little boys
nela: *INHALES DEEEEPLY* *gently exhales with a smile*
tourist: que?
nela: hola bonita *smirk* soy esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez *says in slow seductive voice*
the tourist is shocked and doesn't know what to say, he seems traumatised. suddenly he starts shouting the spanish national anthem with a mix of hablame sucio and multiple other spanish songs. including despacito..
he does all this while running away with his arms up but also in a werewolf position
ito: KWNEBRJWLQBWBELQKSBEBWKQLNRWOQKHEIWLABEJHQHA
*she slowly struts over to nela*
nela is just standing there with tears in her eyes watching the tourist whose name she never found out as he ran away
*let her go starts to play*
ito: ayo bro allow it lets go eat yh im bare hungary fam
nela doesn't respond. instead she falls on to her knees and starts singing commitment issues.
ito knows exactly how to get nela to move
ito: YO NELA ITS HARRY STYLES LOOK *points*
immediately nela jumps up and runs over but is devastated to see that he wasn't actually there
before she could break down again ito drags her over to the nearest food place
once they arrive, everyone seemed to run out the second they entered.. ito and nela were confused but free food!!
they sit down and look at the menu
ito: NAH FAM I LOVE THIS PLACE YEAH THEY HAVE A WHOLE CHEESE PLATTER
nela looks at ito in disgust and continues looking at the menu
the waiter come over to take their orders dressed in a whole chuck e cheese rat costume, so of course nela immediately falls in love with him
waiter: what would you guys like?
ito: 69 cheese platters please
waiter: 69..?
ito: GOT A PROBLEM BIG GUY??
the waiter seems terrified
waiter: n-no ma'am
waiter: 69 ch-cheese platters coming y-your way
ito: ayo nela u chose yet?
nela is too mesmerised by the waiter to even think about food
nela: a piece of you bby *to the waiter*
the waiter can't reply and just starts walking away
nela: NAH FAM GET BACK HERE
she starts chasing after the waiter in an evil werewolf jacob mode while barking
they run into a closest and there's a lot of banging sounds.. all ito could hear was:
waiter: NO PLS NO
nela: 👹SAY YOU ARE MY BAKA👹
*deadly silence*
suddenly nela walks out in the rat costume with nobody following behind
ito: ayo what did u do to the waiter..
nela: *giggles* nothing.......
ito: FAM I WANTED THOSE CHEESE PLATTERSSSSSSSSSS
*she starts to growl*
the whole building suddenly started shaking and you could hear distant screams from shoppers
