THE RANDOM RANDOMEST BOOK IN THE RANDOM WORLD

A Random story you might NOT want to read

Me:*Runs around in grass and face plants*

The security guards:*looks me and stares*

Me:what? *realizes I'm wearing a skirt and panties are showing* HOLY SHIT!!!

Vincent:DAT ASS....IS HOLY

Chris:*punches vincent* perv....

Jeremy:*blushes* uh.....

Mike:*nose bleeds and dies of blood loss*

Fritz:*turned on*

Phone guy:*THINKS* MUST NOT......

*THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PERVERTED SIDE OF MY MIND AND A RANDOM PIECE OF TOAST*

Toast:YAS IVE BEEN NOTICED

((WTF IS WRONG WITH ME))