Nevermind

I.

*Christopher came in his room*

,, Hi Chris, what about that biology test, tomorrow?" *asked his roomate*

,, I don't care about that biology test... it's a farce." *he threw his school bag on the bed and lay down*

,, Why are you laying on the floor? Is the bed too small for you?" *started to laugh*

,, Just because I'm 6'3ft doesn't mean that bed is small... you're right, it is small." *his friend started to laugh even more*

- someone knocked the door and came in - 

,, Gyus c'mon! Paul is fighting one little looser!" *closed the door and Christopher just stand up and sit on his bed*

,, Poor boy.." said Nick *he was looking from the window on that fight*

,, He's fucking idiot."

,, Shall we get beer?"

***

,, Omg, Chris and his mega big boy friend came to my pub!" *shouted Ricki, owner*

,, We won't stay long, the gentleman here is thirsty." *Christopher smiled to Nick and came in the pub*

,, That biology is suspiciously easy." said Nick and turned the page of his book.

,, Close that shit and enjoy that we are outsiiiiiideeeeeee, you mothersucker. Always talking about walking outside and now you're behaving like nerd." *took a sip of beer*

,, Why are you obnoxious again? You're like a girl on her period." *Ricki started laugh*

,, Shut up. You know when that fucker start bully I wanna kill him."

,, Uuuuuuu.... yesss... I fucking know how you wanna kill him." *hisses sarcastically and drink*

,, Idiot!" *one little smile from Chris*

- after a while sipping from glasses of beer - 

,, Hi yo gay bastards." *Chris realy wanted stay cold, he tried*

,, I've heard that you started moaning in cabinet of biology." *Paul started to moan and slaping his own ass* 

,, I didn't know you like.... protozoans." *laughed like a donkey with his group of sentimental morons*

,, Hi yo coconut dickhead, I haven't known that you like jerking off your dick behind cabinet doors when the biology teacher is eating her lunch." *than Nick spat out all the contents of his mouth on Ricki*

,, I'll kill you." *Paul "ran away" like a little girl*

,, I hate this fucking sicko."

,, Hmmmmmmm sickooo.." *started Nick and Chris just grab his glass of beer and drunk*

,, Your beer taste better. Ricki! You like him much than me or what?!" *smiled Chris and Ricki just laughed*