Heated Affairs [Porco Galliard x Reader]

Chapter 2 - introductions

I held onto my can as we walked through the halls following behind the principal
"So (y/n) do you have any hobbies?" His eyes met mine as I shrugged and took another swig, the hallways were manky.
There was chipped paint on the ceiling, graffiti on lockers and the floors were disgusting; my shoes sticking to certain parts of the floor from sticking, my walk weaving trying to avoid standing on chewing gum and leaving a trail of stringed up gum.
"I like playing drums? Heroin, committing war crimes and braiding hair, y'know the normal teenager stuff" I spoke nonchalantly, the male letting out a forced laugh as we were lead back to his office, stopping at the doors as he looked around.
"I'm gonna finish off your forms with your parents, how about umm... you-! Reiner! Show (y/n) around" the principal pointed to a relatively large blonde hunk of metal before shutting the door on me, I looked up at the body and couldn't help but take his appearance into consideration.
He was very tall, defiantly racking in at maybe 6"2, his figure was very broad and stereotypically masculine, his face was very chizzled with his defined cheekbones and jawline, a serious expression plastered was on his face as he glanced down at me.
"Uh.. hi I'm Reiner, guessing you're joining here then?" His voice practically quivered as he introduced himself, for someone who looks like they could knock you out by looking at you he was a bit of a pussy.
"Yeah, nearly killed my last teacher so they moved me here. I'm (y/n)" I reached my hand out to shake his hand, I should at least make one friend before I create my reputation here.

We wandered the halls together for a secondary tour as he filled me in about the school and who was who, taking me to his friend Bertholdt, what a stupid fucking name.
It sounded like a vomit, if sick was a name it would be Bertholdt.
Reiner's confidence in talking to me slowly rised as he was getting comfortable talking to me "do be careful though people can be horrible here" Reiner sighed crossing his arms, his muscles practically exploding from how tight his shirt was, I raised my eyebrow at the shirt and glanced up at him
"do you take steroids?" His face flushed a bright shade of red as he was quick to deny, his hands flailing in front of me as he panicked
"God no! Nono this is all natural!" Beginning to flex his muscles in a state of denial, I chuckled to myself and leant against a locker.
A tall well groomed blonde walked in our direction, he was... hot like, really hot.
His dirty blonde hair was styled with an undercut around the sides and the top of his hair all slicked back, bit shorter than Reiner but still defiantly taller than me, he was of medium build but with a slender complexion from what I could see with the coat, he wore black combat trousers with pockets down the leg, an off-white tee under a muted dark grey coat and black combat boots to complete the look.
At closer look I could notice his ears were ever so slightly stretched, a button nose which was tempting to press, or punch depending on how much of an ass he is.
"That's Porco, he's a bit of a dick he hates my guts" Reiner mumbled, I nodded and couldn't help but stare Porco up and down as he walked away, biting the inside of my lip watching him leave.
"Maybe don't check him out, he doesn't care about gender if you piss him off, once he punched Peick and well she kicked him in the balls and they never fought again but even still!" Reiner raised his hands up to place them on my shoulders and shake me ever so slightly, I groaned and nodded taking the last swig of my redbull, stepping on the can crushing it before booting it down the hall.

OW!

I smirked hearing the impact and leant against the locker crossing my arms
"good luck trying to save me though" Reiner sighed and rubbed his temple before looking back up at me, his eyes filled with dread as I returned his glance with a grin
"So I'm guessing you nearly killing your teacher wasn't just a joke?.. did you actually?!" Reiner's eyes widened , I rolled my eyes and scrunched up my face thinking.
"Well yeah I did but It didn't nearly kill him, just gave him a concussion and may of given him permanent double vision" I shrugged only to see Reiner slowly back up, already regretting his decision of befriending me, I leant forward grabbing his hand pulling him back.
"Calm down human shrek, he deserved it he tried assaulting me so I hit him with a metal chair" I shrugged as Reiner's face fell, softening up as he stroked my shoulder attempting to comfort me.
I glanced down at his hand and chuckled
"Reiner I ain't upset over it, the only thing I'm sad about is that I didn't stomp on his balls while he was knocked out" I shrugged and turned around beginning to walk back the way to the stairs, Reiner quickly followed behind and stood next to me confused, his eyebrow raised looking down at me.
"I have a feeling I shouldn't ever fall out with you" I chuckled shaking my head in response, having a feeling me and Reiner were definitely going to get along really well.
I'm happy the one friend I chose to get is a bimbo who is the size of a truck, but hey, at least he got reasonably ok fashion sense.

"So how was it all?, the principal told us he introduced you to a student, you didn't kill them did you?" My mum glanced back at me from the passenger car seat, I shook my head and glanced out of the window seeing people flood out of the doors to the parking lots
"Nah I need my victims to warm up to me before killing them, gotta savour the taste" I shrugged to see my mum glance over at my dad in fear, I held back a chuckle and sighed.
Hopefully this shit goes good.