internet idiots

Q&A [chapter 4]

"Sorry about what? I got two birthdays and two Christmases. No complaints coming out of my mouth," you said with a grin.

"That's one way to look at it," Eren nodded.

"Next question!" you said while scrolling through comments, "Who do you think the craziest person that's currently here is?"

"Y/n," Eren answered immediately.

"If this is about what I said on twitch two nights ago, you better take that back," you said while looking up at the boy who sat on the bed behind you.

"Ok Mrs. I-don't-hire-hit-men-because-I-kill-people-on-my-own," Eren rolled his eyes, letting a playful smirk tug at his lips.

"But he's right, you are pretty crazy. One time I stole one of your chips, and instead of just saying something rude, you bit me," Sasha pouted.

"Don't take my food," you shrugged.

"Noted," Jean whistled.

"I think we can all come to a mutual agreement that y/n's the craziest," Marco said.

"Sure, anyways," you said while finding a question, "Oh! Who have you known the longest, and how did you meet them."

"Armin. I think we met at a park when we were toddlers," Eren said.

"Mhm," Armin hummed while nodding his head.

"Y/n," Marco said, "We were 5 and she had just moved into the neighborhood."

"Yeah, and I walked up to you because you were playing with a football by yourself, and I thought you looked lonely so I joined you," you nodded.

"And then you literally played football with me in a tutu," Marco chuckled.

"And I looked fabulous," you said while snapping sassily.

"Yes you did," Marco laughed while nodding his head in agreement.

"Connie and Sasha, we all met during homeroom during one of our years in middle school," Jean answered.

"Mikasa. We took karate together when I was in 5th grade," Annie responded.

"Yeah, and sparring was always rather eventful," Mikasa hummed, "But I met Eren first. Our parents are friends so yeah. He's like my annoying little brother."

"I'm not annoying," Eren huffed.

"Sparring seems like it would be fun..." you mumbled, "Ok, um. What is everyone's sexuality."

"Gay," Marco answered immediately.

"Bi," Jean replied.

"Straight, but I support all these hoes," Eren said while gesturing around the room.

"I don't know. Probably pan, as long as you can cook I love you," Sasha shrugged.

"I'm like 80% sure I'm straight," Connie answered furrowing his brows in thought.

"Bi," Mikasa said.

"If I don't say raging bisexual I don't know what does," you said while making a '😗' face and throwing up a peace sign.

"I don't have a label," Annie answered.

"...Next question," Armin said quickly, obviously uncomfortable with the topic.

"Uh huh," you hummed, "Who do you—" you started to say but were cut off by the door being slammed open.

"The life of the party is here!" Hange yelled, slamming the door shut before running and jumping on you for a hug.

"Bestie!" you said with excitement as you hugged them.

"Are you guys live or something?" Hange asked as they caught sight of the phone, adjusting their position so they were more comfortable.

"Yes," Annie monotoned.

"Cool, anyways!" Hange chirped, "How would you feel about adopting frogs?" they asked while narrowing their eyes at you.

"...What kind of frogs?" you replied while narrowing your eyes back at them.

"White tree frogs. They're really pretty," they replied while pulling their phone out to show you some pictures.

"Wait really?" Eren asked while looking over you and down at Hange's phone.

"Yeah," they nodded while holding up their phone for the two of you to see.

"Woah," you commented.

"Dudes, talk about frogs later. We've got people to entertain," Connie said as he threw a paper ball at Eren's head.

"Why you little—" Eren started to say as he got up, tackling Connie down on the bed.

"I want food~" Sasha whined as she completely ignored Eren and Connie who were wrestling on the bed behind her.

"Ow!" Jean yelled as Connie's foot hit his side.

"Wait— Don't start wrestling with them!" Marco exclaimed frantically as he tried to hold his boyfriend back.

"This is total chaos..." Annie trailed off.

"I know. Don't you love it?" Armin asked as he watched them with a small smile, squeezing Annie a little out of amusement.

"Call pest control! There are a few rodents I need to get rid of!" Mikasa said to the people on the live as she raised her hand.

"Do you think I could light a match using my teeth?" Hange asked you.

"I don't know, but we could always try!" you replied to them with much enthusiasm.

"That's the spirit," they said as they started digging around in their purse.

"No matches!" Annie scolded as she moved away from Armin and towards you and Hange when seeing them hold up the box.

"Come on! What's the worst we can do?" you asked while taking a match out of the box, Hange doing the same.

"Burn down the building?!" Annie replied as she started reaching for your match.

"That's not even that bad~" you purred.

"Burn it. Burn it. Burn it," Mikasa and Sasha cheered.

"Eren, grab y/n's match!" Annie ordered Eren who was right behind you.

"Reason?" he asked, kicking Jean as he continued to wrestle with Jean and Connie.

"She wants to burn down the building," Annie replied while pouncing on Hange to get their match.

"Oh, we can't do that," Eren said as he quickly grabbed the match out of your hands.

"Oh come on~" you groaned, "A little fire never hurt anybody!"

"I got burned because I accidentally got too close to the fire when Niccolo was cooking!" Sasha joined in.

"Not helping my case," you snapped at her.

"So this livestream got hectic, and it all started with Hange. Moral of the story, if you bring Hange's chaotic ass into a room they will cause a chain reaction and everything will go crashing down," Mikasa spoke to the camera. She had moved so she was sitting directly in front of it, but you also had a pretty clear view of what was happening behind her, "Bye bitches!" she said before ending the live.

"No Hange! Put the fire out!" Armin yelled as he got up after seeing Hange light the match using her teeth, wanting to help his poor girlfriend who was struggling to get the feral beans under control.