Lovin' You is Easy [Jeremike]

Kitty

Mew Mew Mew

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Mew Mew Mew

"Shut the fuck up will you" Mike hissed. He glared at the box in his hands,burning holes into the object by doing so. He'd never see himself in this kind off situation, in any kind of situation,in fact, mike Schmidt never thought he would be doing things that involved taking care of something. In his case, a cat. Not just any cat though,it was doll's cat 'wilbur'. She went with her mom to a mother-daughter vacation,and since nearly all of her relatives or friends were too busy,she somehow convinced mike. Well mike,mike didn't react very well when he was asked to do so but after awhile he got annoyed by doll's constant pleading and reasons,he accepted. Mike doesn't have a problem with little critters, its just,he has a particular problem with what they do. The constant begging and biting for attention or food is what drives him off his limit. How ironic though,he was stuck with his girlfriend's cat. Yay

He was on his way to work,yep work. He was wearing his usual black pants,and a buttoned blue color shirt,cap n' necktie to finish it off. And walking over to fuckboys,to help out a certain night guard threw the night,like he normally would do. Arriving there ahead of him as always. He checked his watch, '11:34pm'.

Mew Mew

His eye twitched in annoyance,see what I mean? He can't handle things like this very well. The blue-eyed male,tried so hard not to murder the little shit on the spot. His hold on the semi-delicate package, tightened. He was practically about to crush it,but instead,controlled himself not to. Soon enough,fazbear was just a couple of blocks away now. But after passing a couple of blocks he was already standing in front of the pizzeria, he took out the keys from his pocket and unlocked the wooden-framed glass doors. The familiar sound of small jingles and foot steps echoed over the walls of fazbear's pizza place.

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Again,the security guard was halfway to violently killing the little rascal. And halfway to leave it in the middle of the road for some random car to drive over it. He held his head,frustrated as he entered the office. As soon as he did he dropped the box roughly beside the desk,earning a hiss and scowl from it. Schmidt made his way to the chair,which was placed right behind the desk. He slumped into the chair,and gave a yawn before repositioning himself more comfortably. A short nap wouldn't be that bad right now,so he was planning on doing just that. Closing his eyes, already half asleep, He can finally get some proper sleep without any disturbance whatsoever.

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Instantly,his eyes cracked open,he glared at the small carton. When was this cat gonna give him a break? He slouched back to his chair, trying to get back to his nap,but suddenly felt something furry and soft rubbing itself around his leg. He raised his foot up,too lazy to properly sit up and check. Small sharp claws gripped his pants as he rose his foot up slightly. The next thing he knew,he was glaring at a white and gray cat dangling from his clothed ankle.

"Seriously?"

As if the cat understood,it purred and tilted its head,its blue-gray feline eyes staring into his ocean blue ones, the security guard raised a brow. He took the cat off his leg and decided to place it on his lap,which resulted to it curling up and taking a nap. Mike looked at the creature, confused for a moment before realizing its intention.

"You little shit."

It purred once again in response,Schmidt looked at his watch. '11:55pm' five minutes left before Jeremy gets here. His body started to feel tingly, a shiver went up his spine,creating temporary goosebumps along his skin.

He needed to pee.

Jerking out of his seat,he frantically skedaddled to the bathroom. "Shit shit shit shit,where the fuck is the bathroom?!" Gripping his crotch on the the way. As soon as he saw the bathroom door,he slammed it open and ran to the nearest urinal,quickly unzipping his pants and started peeing. He shuddered at the sensation,he made sure that everything was out and gone. After doing so,he tucked everything back in place before zipping his pants. A familiar door slam rung threw his ear drums,Jeremy was here. He probably ran over to the pizzaria as fast as he can. Mike walked over to the sink,and turned the valves,receiving creaking and weird sounds from the old thing. Soon enough,water started flowing out of the faucet. He started washing his hands.

CRASH

Jumping ever so lightly at the loud noise,mike felt as if all the blood from his body had been drained out. Did an animatronic come out this early? And on a Monday? He turned the valve,before rushing out of the bathroom and headed back to the office,more likely running to the office. Did the animatronic's system malfunction? Or maybe Jeremy went inside the backdoor? Wait. Do they even have that? He shook his head, but the image of Jeremy's dead body burned in the back of his eyes. When he reached the office,expecting to see a badly injured night guard,instead he saw the brunette standing on the desk,wearing the Freddy mask,and holding the flashlight like a baseball bat. When Jeremy saw the older male standing at the doorway, he immediately asked for help.

"M-mike! T-thank god your here! H-help me get rid of that t-thing!"

The night guard frantically pointing towards small moving box,how did that cat get in there? Mike rolled his eyes,and was about to scold the teen for not being able to just lift the box up and see by himself,instead he had a second Idea. He pulled up the box away,revealing a little cat,which Jeremy gave a relieved sigh. And laughed nervously,saying:

"O-oh,it was just a c-cat"

"Yeah,so what's with all the CATastrophe?"

//a short silly one shot for y'all ._.)/