Earl: oh
Roy: hey look, I think something else is coming up
???: earl!
They then turn to see Jackie fly toward the group
Jackie: earl have you seen Steven today? I can't find him anywhere
Just then they look at the news and see Steven there!
Steven: hi mom! Hi dad!
Gus: Hey! Look at that! He's on tv!
Jackie: oh thank goodness
Katie: well well well if it isn't the birdbrain with the princess of hell
Steven: watch your mouth girl! Angel? are you listening out there? Where are ya?
Tom: you calling for the former porn star?
Katie: come on bitch, it's obvious he can't hear your whining
Sid: oh burn!
Gus: oh! He just got pwned!
Just then their boss mr bradly p. Richfield pokes his head through the window of his trailer
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Richfield: what's going on out here?!
Gus: oh! Uh nothing, nothing at all! We're just having fun at stevens expense
Richfield: oh, humiliation, great stuff! I want in!
Sid: channel 666 boss!
He then turns his tv on just as more news always coming
Katie: we've just received word that a new player has entered the turf war, let's go to the live feed
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Steven: WHAT THE?!?!
Katie: oh my goodness! It seems that the new player is none other the -
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Steven universe safe haven adventures
FantasyWhat if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
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