armin rates ship

eremin

arson: The first ship is you and Eren.

armin: Well duh. We are dating, so I obviously ship it. 

arson: Mister lover man over here is head over heels for the fuck wipe.

armin: I could say the same for you and sasha.

arson: Am not!

armin: Yes you are. I could make a powerpoint slide on how much a simp you are.

arson: Well fuck me in the ass and call me donkey.

armin: Arson that does not even make sense.

arson: well i dont care.

*knocking on the door*

arson: ....

armin: Fine, I'll get it. *opens door*

arson: Who is it? *turns around* Oh. The shit show has arrived.

eren: Fuck off.

armin: NOPE!! Not today you to need to get along.

arson: With that dickweed? I don't think so.

eren: Ya, what they said.

arson: At least try to be orignal.

eren: Oh shut up yo-

armin: IF YOU TWO FIGHT AT ALL TODAY I'M LEAVING!

arson: Fine.

armin: Next ship please.

arson: You have not gave it a number yet.

armin: 10/10

arson: Can you be useful for once and send the readers off.

eren: I'm useful. Bye i guess.