four ❝pugsy parkinson❞

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unknown: stay away
from draco

you: baby he's all
yours

you: who even are
you?

unknown: pugsy parkinson

unknown: UGH STUPID
AUTOCORRECT

you: i don't think
that's auto correct
honey😳

pugsy: what?

you: can you read?

pugsy: of course
i can🙄

you: anyways, draco is my
cousin so i have no choice

you: the girl who had no
choice💔.

pugsy: that's draco!

you: i don't give a shit

pugsy: you probably
helped your dad escape
azkaban.

you: and what if i did🥺

pugsy: i'll tell dumbledore.

you: honestly dumbledore
could care less

pugsy: yes he does, he
can expel you

you: okay and? there's
this thing called ✨ money✨

pugsy: money doesn't
solve everything

you: oh yes it does babe

pugsy: i am not your
babe

you: it's a figoor of
speech - hardin scott

pugsy: what's that?

you: you are missing
out.

pugsy: muggle freak

you: wizard freak

pugsy: you should be
thrown in azkaban!

you: i mean there are
pretty fine people in
azkaban

you: #wheredatwheelchairat

pugsy: you're weird

you: yeah you're
weird

pugsy: no, YOU ARE
weird.

you: yeah YOU ARE
weird

pugsy: YOU ARE
weird

you: I AM AGREEING
WITH YOU DORA

pugsy: YOU ARE that
means you are weird

you: YES you are that
means YOU are weird

pugsy: i am weird

you: you are lol

pugsy: UGH

you: aw did i make
dora mad🥺

pugsy: no you didn't!

you: why can i hear
your high pitch voice
through the screen-

pugsy: my voice is
completely fine!

you: who lied to
you baby.

pugsy: draco said he
liked my voice.🙄

you: what do you want
me to do with that
information.

pugsy: listen to it.

you: no <3

pugsy: you're just mad
that draco likes me not
you!!

you: first off, he is my
cousin.

you: second off.

you: what is there to be jealous of?

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you: what is there
to be jealous of?

pugsy: his hair!

you: what hair?

you: bitch- he is
practically bald.

you: ask lucius to
give him some hair
or something.

pugsy: whatever.

pugsy is offline

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