Hisoka's hostage🔞 | hisokaxreader

24- Part time stripper, y/n 🥲

"Ahh! That's the stuff" you exhaled, feeling a bit more energy running though your body. "Come on, illumi. Come dance with me" you said, pulling illumi off the barstool and onto the dance floor. You ensured you were dancing right on display for hisoka to see, you didn't know what he was up to but gurlll you had enough of it.

"You any good at dancing?" You asked illumi casually before starting. "You're kidding. I'm an assassin , I can go undercover as almost anything" he laughed "of course I can dance" he said, grabbing your arm and placing it on his shoulder, "not this kind of dance, I mean.. DanCEeeee" you winked at him, as if he understood your very vague words.

You turned around, and grabbed illumi's hands, placing them on your waist as you seductive wound your hips in a circular motion against his body. You leant back, placing your right hand on his neck as you lent your head backwards into the crook of his neck, allowing him to go along with your movements. No doubt would you of caught hisoka's eye like this, slowly grinding against eachother, mesmerising most of the people watching you with your hips. Yes there were a lot of couples dancing the same way, but with illumi's experience and your body movements, you two were by far the most eye catching.

You couldn't help but find dancing with illumi fun, his gentle touch against your body as he caressed your sides, from your waist to your hips and the way his lips lightly brushed against your neck as you moved drove you crazy. He suddenly turned you to face him, your arms wrapped around his neck as you leant your head against his body, your eyes only just able to make out hisoka violently glaring at the both of you.

You stuck your head out once more, but you wished you hadn't. Even for the split second that you peered over illumi's tall body, you noticed a red lipstick mark by the collar of his shirt. And guess who was wearing red lipstick...? Layla. Your head thumped with anger, wishing you could just go over there and pour a drink over her head, but you wanted to be the one who hisoka obsessed over tonight. But you hadn't given up.

You wrapped your arms tightly around illumi's neck, glaring over his shoulders directly into hisoka's fiery eyes as he watched. You lightly kissed illumi's neck, watching hisoka smirk slightly at your bold action. "Hm...was that not enough for you?" You giggled to your self. You pulled away from illumi, making intense eye contact, moving one hand to his cheek as you cupped his jaw gently. You made sure hisoka was watching before leaning in closer to illumi's face, tilting your head as your lips joined together in a passionate kiss. You peered over at hisoka, who's smirk suddenly dropped, before shutting your eyes and focusing on the kiss.

You both slipped your tongues between eachother lips as you snaked your hand up the back of illumi's head, gripping his silky, black locks in your fingers. You pulled away, smiling at illumi's confused yet pleasantly surprised face. You couldn't lie, that kiss was pretty fucking good.

You looked over at hisoka once more, this time two girls either side of him caressing his exposed skin under his slightly undone shirt. Not to mention layla straddling his lap as if he actually wanted her. If he wanted to play that game, then you weren't going to lose. You were about to do something so stupid and embarrassing, it was almost too much for even you to do. But if hisoka was going to compete like this, then you sure as hell were going to win.

You quickly jumped over the bar top, finding the phone that was connected to the speakers, which thankfully was unlocked, and changed the music to your song. Yesss your song, the one that made you feel like the baddest bitch ever! (AN— just imagine that one song that instantly boosts your confidence playing 😭✋🏼)

People on the dance floor were confused at the brief pause between the change in music, before cheering again as your song choice came on. You hopped back over as you heard the bartender shout behind you, walking away from the bar. You didn't care though, your mind was fixated on making hisoka jealous for once.

You confidently walked across the dance floor and over to one of the stripper poles, stepping onto the circular stage underneath it. Just before you began, you took a split second to take one more smug look at hisoka, knowing you had won. You watched as he sat up suddenly, pushing layla off of him in shock as he stood up. You smiled to your self, swinging your leg around the pole and spinning slowly off of the ground.

Yep, you had never pole danced in your life, but you had so much adrenaline from the alcohol and anger that you felt like you could do anything. Most of the men on the dance floor, including those in the phantom troup practically ran to the base of the slightly raised, circular stage, where the pole stood, cheering frantically as you put on a show for them all.

Luckily, because of your combat training, you had quite a flexible body, allowing you to go from spinning seductively in the air to dropping into the splits below. Illumi was right by the front, smiling to himself as he watched you angelically lift your body off the ground or Wind your hips against the pole, the cold metal burning your skin with a warm passion as you danced. It was a lot more fun then you would of thought. Especially because you had almost every man in the party cheering at your feet.

Just as you flung your leg up to do another intricate move, you suddenly felt your self kick something. You looked down to see illumi drenched in someone else's drink, looking down at his now sticky and wet hoodie. You gasped, jumping off the stage and apologising profusely. "Quick, come to the bathroom, I'll help your dry off" you said, pulling him by his wrist to the nearest bathroom.

(AN— I feel bad for embarrassing y/n like this but I needed a reason for them to head to the bathroom alone 😭✋🏼)

You closed and locked the door behind you, pulling illumi inside. You quickly grabbed a towel and began rubbing the damp fabric dry, illumi's cheeks going slightly red from the sudden contact. "This won't do, quickly, take it off" you panicked, helping it off of him by pulling it from the bottom up. He tugged his hoodie off, over his head, along with his t-shirt underneath, exposing his extremely toned abs and muscular arms. His v-line was almost sharp enough to cut you. you were practically mesmerised by the sight of his sculpted figure.

You dabbed his bare skin with the towel, noticing a very quiet hissing from illumi's pursed lips. You looked up, his cheeks were flushed and he was biting his bottom lip as if he was frustrated. The sexual tension in the bathroom immediately shot through the roof as you both made eye contact, thinking the same thing. You suddenly drop the towel, and touch his bare body with your hands, the ridges of his muscular body running under your fingertips slowly as you caressed his chiselled frame. You couldn't help your self, the sight of him getting flustered over this was too tempting. "Y/n, careful. You're starting to.." he paused his own words as he picked you up by the back of your thighs, pinning you against the cold, tile wall as you wrapped your legs around his waist.

"You're starting to turn me on~" he whispered against the sensitive skin on your neck, suddenly biting and sucking at the soft tissue in the crook of your neck, gripping your thighs with his fingertips. He left dark purple marks on your skin as the capillaries broke under the pressure, leaving hickeys from your jaw to your collarbone.

"W-wait. Let's go back to my room, illumi. Someone might catch us in here" you suggested. He agreed, gently putting you down as he hurriedly tugged his wet hoodie back on, only to wear on the walk to your room. You both headed out of the basement, not looking behind to see if hisoka was watching as frankly, you had other things in your mind.

Illumi guided you down the dimly lit corridor by placing his hand on your back, slowly moving it down to your ass to grab it roughly in his firm grip. You finally reached your door, opening it as the hinges squeezed slightly. Just as you were about to carry on with illumi, you noticed the same fiery stare from the chair in your room. The figure slowly walked towards you, revealing his crimson hair and red shirt, placing his palm against the still
Opened door and slamming it shut as he locking it behind the two of you...

AN— ooooo hisoka just got taught a lesson and a half!! Leave me any ideas about what you'd like me to include in the 3some chapter with illumi and hisoka! Anddd what haikyuu character should I write about 😏