The texting format changed bc it's been a WHILE and i don't wanna try to remember it
Spidey Protection Squad
pepper 2.0: someone tell peter to shut up
engines go vroom: why
spideyboy: 🅱️eter 🅱️arker
engines go vroom: oh no
pepper 2.0: ive been dealing with this for the past 3 hours
*spideyboy changed their name to beter barker*
beter barker: u cant eca🅱️e me mj
pepper 2.0: i'll take away your gay
*beter barker changed their name to spideyboy*
spideyboy: im so sorry ma'am
Smart people and peter
yeeter: i am sad and gay
abraham lincoln: preach
cult leader: stop.
yeeter: fine i'll go be gay somewhere else
Avengers
Biderman: hi thor *twirls hair*
Sparkles: Hello young spider! How are you doing on this day?
Biderman: hahaha "how are you doing on this day" ur so funny
Tincan: Stop flirting with Thor! You have a boyfriend!
Biderman: harley said it's okay
Tincan: We'll I'm saying it's not!
Spidey Protection Squad
engines go vroom: i want to commit mass acts of violence
princess: first of all, slay
princess: second of all, why
engines go vroom: milo stole the last piece of pizza from me
spideyboy: BECAUSE HE DAMN WELL DESERVES IT
Avengers
Stars and stripes: Language.
Tincan: What?
Stars and stripes: I don't know. I could feel a disturbance.
Spidey protection squad
spideyboy: YOU WILL TREAT OIR SOM WITH RESPECT
engines go vroom: THAT DEMON IS YOUR SON NOT MINE
spideyboy:(ﾟдﾟ；)
engines go vroom: no pete i'm sorry pls dont bring out the emoticons
spideyboy:༼ ಠ ͟ʖ ಠ ༽
spideyboy: first you insult my son then you insult my emoticons?
spideyboy: you're sleeping on the couch tonight
engines go vroom: we don't even share a bed????
spideyboy: THE COUCH
princess: ooooo harley's in trouble
Smart people and peter
abraham lincoln: i'm like 50% sure i just saw peter jump out of a window
abraham lincoln: are you alive dude
yeeter: what hahahaha
yeeter: ur eyes must be messed up
yeeter: what's a window????
abraham lincoln:🤨
Betty boop:🤨
yeeter: guys i'm serious i didn't jump out of a window
abraham lincoln: yea and i'm not in love with pedro pascal
