Oneshots~~~~~~!!!!

My cute little demon

I have the house to myself... Yes!! I wish an angel would come in this house! And mom always has to "work her magic" on some general or top dog in the human world. I swear I'm suprise she hasn't caught any type of STD. But then again she isn't human...

Anyway on to my sandwich. PBJ it is! While I was making my sandwich I swear I heard something moving around. But I could just be my mom's pet mini dragon. She loves that thing like it was her own left boob.

  "Hey Drago. Do you want your food now or later?" I asked him without turning around when I felt a presence near me. Usually if he wants it now he will hiss twice but if he wants it later he will blow fire at my feet... It doesn't hurt when he does it though.

"Now would be good." A deep husky voice whispered in my ear. I squealed ( a totally manly squeal) and turned around to face the hottest person to walk the face of the earth. This guy made Jamel look like a ugly rhino butt.

This guy had long black hair that goes down to his shoulders that looked silky soft. His eyes were a calming yet mysterious blue. He was tall and semi-muscular. Ya'know. He has muscles and you can tell but he's not so muscular that it is scary.

Then I realized... That moving around I heard wasn't Drago. It was this dude... Whoever he is.

"Umm... Do you mind telling me who you are and why you have found yourself in my house?" I whisper staring up into his eyes. He stares down at me before blinking and moving closer to me trapping me between him and the counter that has my unfinished and recently forgotten sandwich on it.

I push against his chest trying to get him to get off of me. But he doesn't move! He's just standing there staring at me like I'm the most fascinating person in the world. I don't blame him though. I am a really fascinating person to look at!

"Umm... Hey! Can you like... You know back the fuck off of me. And telle who you are and why you are in my house?!" I said loudly as I continued to try and push him off of me. He blinked at me a few time then laughed like he has a secret joke that he's not sharing.

This asshole just laughed at me. He just seriously walked into my house, pins me against my counter then laughs at me when I try to get him off! He won't even tell me who the hell he is!

"Look mister I don't know what the hell you are laughing at but you better answer my–" I started to say. But he stops be by pushing himself into me which causes something hard to rub against my lower abdomen. Distracting me completely as I look down to see what it is.

"My name is Max and I was sent here to investigate and find information about the general and his family that lives here. But seeing as I found this small and weak little cutie instead..." He trailed off like it is just completely normal to call someone as scary and big as me cute. Haha yeah right. Even I know I'm not scary looking or big.

Wait. Me said he was sent her to investigate.... Does that mean he is the angel that Jamel was talking about?

"OK OK. Max if you are telling the truth then you must be the angel that Jamel was talking about. But sadly for you. My dad is gone to a meeting and not even the highest power demons can find the location if such meetings if they are not invited. My mom is working her magic somewhere other than here and Jamel is somewhere else finding and destroying things. So you are out if luck. Just missed the 3 strong people in this family. So you can go now. Won't get anything out of talking to me." I told him as I finally was about to put some distance between him and me. Not a lot but enough so that I could turn around and finish making my sandwich.

You would think he would have left and went to find my family members. But no! He just stuck around. And when I say "stuck around" I mean the second I turned around he just got closer to me and trapped me again!  Like seriously dude? Can't he see I'm trying to make a sandwich here!