Prank Series 1: I'm Pregrant (SOON)

Chapter 1

I was busy reading my textbooks when the bitch named Zena came. Damn, for sure wala ng peace sa pangarap kong peaceful life.

"My goodness Nova matalino ka na rest na cyst, for sure pasado ka na gaga ka." pang-aasar na sabi ni Zena, this dumb bitch doesn't know the word "silence".

Hindi ko sya pinansin, forgive my beautiful and sexy body Zena, i just can't talk bullshits right now. Mas may kailangan akong pagtuunan ng pansin.

Mukang napansin nya na hindi talaga ako magsasalita, but as what she was always saying..

'I know you better, than you do'

...wala akong nagawa.

"Ano ba kasi yun?" sinadya kong taasan ang boses ko, para makita nyang galit talaga ako.

But this bitch, natuwa pa talaga.

"Easy love, ako kaya ang Resting Beautiful and Sexy Angel mo RBSA inshort. At dahil sa akin you can rest and be happy at the same time, so yeah thank me laturrr" mahabang litanya nya, with matching proud na expression, dagdag mo pa yung hundred percent na energy putcha.

"And?!" mas lalo lang akong nairita.

"And? yeah that the end, yun na yun, last na ng sentence ko yun." nang-asar pa ang gaga.

"But wait, that's not the end of me being your RBSA" dagdag nya pa, what the hell, kailan ba ko magkakaroon ng peacefull life.

"Just go ahead, you nuisance" tamad na sabi ko.

"Come, come with me, may pupuntahan tayo."

Nagsimula na syang magligpit ng gamit ko.

"What the! yah stop, i'm not yet done Zena, kung may gusto kang puntahan, go. I'm staying here you bitch"

Nagpapanic na ko, anytime magsisimula na yung exam, i can't fail again, not this time.

"Oh goodness gracious Nova okay!, pero you can't say no mamaya, magtatampo talaga ako." nanakot pa.

Naguilty ako slight, i've been busy this past few days, hindi ko sya nasasamahan sa mga importanteng bagay, but i know she'll understand knowing her.

"Yeah sige na, i'm sorry talaga, iwuvyu." pampalubag loob ko nalang.

"Tse! dadaanin mo lang ako sa ganyan!"

Hindi ko na sya pinansin, i started reviewing again.

The exam start, lahat kabado,  especially me, this is the last chance to get my father's approval. Pag nabagsak ko pa'to, wala na kong pag-asa.

Time passed, nasagutan ko naman lahat kaso i had my doubts, pano kung mali yung sagot ko, naalala ko yung tanong sa last page, fuck di ko yun nareview kasali pala yun.

"Shit, please please" naiiyak na bulong ko.

"Okay class tomorrow i will announce your score, good job everyone."

Nagsimula ng magsitayuan ang mga kaklase ko, pero ako eto tulala.

What if i fail, what if, what if! fuck!......

Muntik na akong mahulog sa upuan dahil sa kung sino mang demonyo ang sumigaw sa likod ko.

"What the fuck Zane, pag ako namatay ikaw isusunod ko" galit na bulyaw ko.

"Susss, bad bitches don't die, we multiply" malademonyo nyang sabi, gaga talaga.

"Ewan sayo" inismiran ko na lang ang gaga.

Nagsimula na akong magligpit ng mga gamit ko, ngayon ko lang narealize kami na lang palang dalawa ni Zane sa room.

"Oh bat napatigil ka? Ngayon mo lang narealize na ikaw na lang mag-isa?" pang-aasar na tanong nya.

I just rolled my eyes, remembering what she was always telling me about myself.

"Pero okay lang yan, nandito na naman na ako hindi ka na mag-isa. Sabi ko naman sayo bad bitches multiply eh" i know she was just trying to lift the mood up.

"Gaga, one times one, one paden" wala sa sariling sabi ko.

I didn't notice that i'm starting to cry, nagulat na lang ako ng may biglang humila sa akin.

"Shh, that's enough stop pushing yourself, kung napapagod ka rest but never stop. No matter what happened, nandito ako" naiiyak nya ding sabi.

It took me minutes before i finally calm down, tsaka lang sya bumitaw sa pagkakayakap sa akin.

"Yan tuloy ampanget mo na" pang-aasar nya. Inismiran ko lang sya sabay sabing.

"Don't worry siss, nasayo paden corona" balik kong pang-aasar.

"Gaga, tara na nga may pupuntahan tayo!" hila nyang sabi sa akin

"San na naman? Kailangang umuwi ako ng maaga" nag-aalangang pag-amin ko, knowing my father.

"You've changed a lot, before ikaw pa magpupurisgi, but yeah nevermind don't you worry mabilis lang naman."

'yeah she really know me, better than i do'