3rd person (also fyi pigs cum for 30 mins straight when they orgasm)
technoblade walks into his boyfriends room to try on his super bad ass crown
"what the fuck do u think ur doing assdookiebitch???" burger king asks in a super dominant bad ass bitch bdsm way.
"n-nothing mr.daddy coochie man" techno manages to stammer out.
burger king slams techno against the wall and bites at his neck. like literally. not in a sexy way. he takes a big ass chunk out of his neck cause he's a cannibal (armie hammer who)
"you okay this😝⁉️" burger king asks.
" yeah chu‼️🤣" techno responds.
burger king then rips down technos pants and starts ass fuckin techno with his big fat juicy sloppy barbecue rib prime steak cock
"mmm this is finger licking good ahhh" burger king moans.
"o-o-OINKKKKK" techno snorts out as he starts cumming, a lot.
"you fuckass tiddie wanker cum slut whore ass face pig" burger king degrades.
the next few mins are just oinks and slappin of the ole' cheeks!
suddenly wendy's loaded bacon&cheese fries start pouring out of burger kings ass
"w-what is that mr.big booty judy judy banana fanna fa footy?" techno asks burger.
"don't you know that i don't cum out my member? i had loaded cheese fries come out my ass."
burger after saying this picks up techno while cock warming and walks him outside to their kiddie pool as to not keep getting technos cum everywhere in their room.
by the time technos orgasm finally starts to slow, the kiddie pool is filled to the brim with cum. so techno and burger r literally sitting in a kiddie pool full of pig cum in their backyard rn.
as he pulls out burger finally realizes something,
"hey, why is your cum pink?"
YOU ARE READING
technoblade x burger king
Historical Fictiondisclaimer: i have never watched any mcyts before nor did i know who technoblade was until my friend made a joke about me making a techno x burger king smut. I thought he was an anime at first ngl. xx
