South Park Dating Scenarios (Requests Open!)

How You Met Them

Stan Marsh:

You and Stan met at one of Token's wild parties. Stan was the one who stopped you before you drank a glass of punch that Clyde gave you, which turned out to be spiked. You two became friends.

Kyle Broflovski:

You met Kyle on your first day of school at South Park College. Kyle noticed that you were a lot like him in terms of being smart. You two immediately became friends.

Kenny McCormick:

You and Kenny met at college. You realized that you were both perverts, so there's that. You two shared a bond over porn, sex, and dirty jokes. Goddamn perverts.

Eric Cartman:

You met Eric at a frat party Token and some other random Jersey kids hosted. It turned out to be the same party that Stan and his future s/o went to. Eric saw you dance and walked up to you. You obviously got his number. The night was filled with drunken laughter and spin the bottle, which ended when you two made out and did the nasty. You two woke up next to each other in Eric's bed and decided to become friends. No, not fuck buddies. Genuine friends, ya fucking nasties.

Craig Tucker:

You met Craig at Tweek Bros and you flipped him off before he could flip you off. Craig was impressed by that and he got your number. You two immediately became friends.