me being a greedy little gender hogger

2 1 0
                                    

it had occurred to me that I hadn't changed my gender thing from when i first made this account, so I went in to do thati'm currently facing a dilemma

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

it had occurred to me that I hadn't changed my gender thing from when i first made this account, so I went in to do that
i'm currently facing a dilemma.
which one do I pick
i can't click all three at once I don't think
nope can't
so.
i have to pick one
but which fricking one
why am i so greedy with the genders
an angel was like "a gender for you, dear girl, and another gender for you, dear boy, oh, none for you, I see, mhm, okay"
and then they got to me.
and i reached out with my little positively gremlin hands
and snatched three of the genders they were holding
and ran for my very life
and they were like "i hate my job"
and now we're here.
I'm going to ask Siri to flip a coin
coins don't have three sides never mind
could Siri flip a rectangle
is that possible
wait i meant a triangle.  god
anyway I rolled a dice I'm going to pick male
have a great day folks
drink water
sleep
eat
uh
punch people in the face if they're a bigot
oh
fun fact my parents named my brother a name they liked and then there's a liberal guy with the same name as him and I dunno if they've made the connection yet
probably not
it's just funny
anyway 🤟

my cat!Where stories live. Discover now