TW: past Locite, fire, alcohol
Remus drove himself and Logan to the nearest river. Remus got out the car. "Remus, why are we here?" Logan asked. "Because, my nerdy friend, we're going to get you over that snake." Remus said, grabbing things from the back of his car. Logan sighed and stepped out, "and how do you suppose you do that?" he asked as Remus pulled out a bag full of Janus's things, hoodies, shirts and pictures he kept. "Remus, what are you doing?" Logan asked. "We're gonna burn everything that reminds you of Janus! I've burned through a cheater or two... or sevral- and this is how you get over them!!!!!!" Remus smiled at him. Logan blinked, "but-"
"No no no, I'm not gonna let you cling onto him. This is step one!" Remus said as he dumped the bag in a metal trash can. "... what's step two-?" Logan asked. "We'll get to that when we come to it." Remus said as he handed Logan a box of matches. "... i don't-"
"Nerdy Jam, it's only healthy to move on." Remus said, wrapping and arm around him. "..." Logan sighed, "i guess you're right..." he bit his lip as he lit a match, throwing it into the can and it all caught on fire. "Good riddance, you cheating bastard!" Remus called to the flying sparks. Logan smiled slightly, as the flams of the memorys of his ex lover danced. "All your troubles on a burning pile~" Remus sung, changing the lyrics slightly. "It's all lit up and you start to smile~" Remus smiled as Logan laughed a little. After about half an hour, there was nothing but ashes in the bucket. Remus smiled as he put the last of the fire out with a bucket of water. "That felt good..." Logan sighed, "whats the next step?" he asked. "Go to a bar and get drunk." Remus said as he dragged him back to the car. Logan chuckled, "you know what? I'm in." Logan said. "Alright! Thats the spirit!!" Remus drove them to the nearest bar and dragged Logan inside. It was pretty loud but they could still hear each other. "Hello, my dearest friend!" Remus said to the bar tender, "three bottles of vodka and whatever he wants!" he smiled. Logan looked at him for a second, "you have a problem." he said. "No, i have high alcohol tolerance." Remus winked at him. "... well ok- uh, a bottle of strawberry wine, thanks-" Logan said. The bar tender nodded and made their drinks.
~ five vodka bottles and a bottle of strawberry wine later~
Remus laughed and slammed an empty vodka bottle on the counter drunkly. Logan smirked, "you wanna know something, Remus~?" he grabbed his chin and looked at him. "What is it, nerrrrd?" Remus asked, falling into him. "You're so cute~" he kissed him. Remus squealed and kissed back, "n-no, you" he mumbled through the kiss, leaning into him. Logan took him into the bathroom and pressed him against the wall, putting his hands at either side of his head. They messily made out with each other in the bathroom for an hour or two before passing out together. The next morning, they woke up on the floor. Remus sat up and groaned. "Uhhhhhhhhhggggggg- i haaaaate hangovers..." he mumbled, hiding his face in his hands. Logan sat up and blinked, he closed his eyes, "alright- we should leave..." he said quietly. Remus nodded, and grabbed onto his arm. They walked out and the bar tender was wiping down the bar with a numb look on his face until he saw them. "You guys ok?" he asked. "Yeah- yeah-" Remus said. "Oh, btw, Adam. Do you know what happened last night? I blacked out." he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Oh, uhh, well, he," he pointed at Logan, "drank the wine in three swags, you downed five bottles of white vodka, then he called you cute, you made out for a minute before going into the bathroom and acording the Rose, the camera footage says you made out for another two hours and passed out." he explained. Remus blushed, "uhh-" Logan was left speechless as he blushed. They got back in the car silently. Remus looked over to Logan with a smirk, "so you think I'm cute, eh?" he asked. Logan blushed, "n-no!!" he lied. "You know alcohol only gives you courage to do things you're scared to when you're sober~" Remus said. "... fine- i do think you're cute-" Logan admitted. "Hmmm, well i think you're hot af~" Remus cooed. Logan squeaked and blushed. "W-wait- you do!??" Logan looked at him. "It's not a prank, right-" he said. "Oh, I'd never do that to my sweet nerdy jam now, would i?" Remus said, making Logan squeal. Remus leaned over and kisssed him gently. Logan kissed back eagerly. Remus pulled away after a second and leaned om him, "so, does this mean we're a thing now?" Remus asked. Logan nodded them home happily.
