Marvel boyfriend scenarios

Dating Thor Odinson would include

• For the crown prince of Asgard, Thor is one of the kindest and most selfless people you’ve ever met. Yes, he’s gone through incredible personal development since his younger days, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a sweeter and stronger person.

° It’s a tad irritating when you’re out with him and see other people drooling over his muscular physique and heart-melting smile. But he doesn’t mind that you get jealous – if anything, it’s amusing to him.

• And he definitely doesn’t complain about what you do to him when you get home afterwards

° Thor’s not possessive, but he is protective, and it warms him to see you extending that same gesture of affection. Albeit a tad more aggressively

• He gives really good hugs. Like being wrapped in a sweet-smelling, soft blanket

° SERIOUSLY he smells divine. His cologne is so good, you feel like you should be paying just to smell it. 

• He lets you braid his hair often – whether for serious purposes or as a cathartic, sitting-on-the-couch ritual – and teaches you intricate Asgardian patterns and braids. He does yours to match, sometimes

° Most people don’t count on the god for his intelligence, but Thor isn’t all brawn. You’re surprised by the things he can perceive and understand on a whim, his grasp of science and culture. Despite being otherworldly, he adapts to Earth with grace and ease

• Sharing a bed with him means you have your own personal heater. Comforters and blankets be damned, because Thor can and will hold you at night once he falls asleep, and it’s hard to wriggle free from those muscular arms. He’s never too warm, either – just the right temperature

° And he’s a good teacher. When you express an interest in learning to fight, he takes your request in stride – even though you know you could probably never beat him, he’s made of muscle – and helps you learn to defend yourself without discouraging you. Despite the huge difference in skill, sparring with him is fun

• The shower sex afterwards is BOMB

° He's the slow and sweet type when it comes to sex